March 6, 2026
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[SATIRE] “A Sitdown With Brock” season premiere gets leaked

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 5 minutesBROCK PAPKE  Special to The Leader Trigger warning: This article contains strong language and depictions of cartoon violence and injury. In a turn of events that surprised absolutely no one, the final season premiere of “A Sitdown With Brock Papke” has been unceremoniously leaked onto the internet, setting off a......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which pop culture moment are you?

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 4 minutesABIGAIL MILLER Editor-in-Chief, Boasting a 5-hour-a-day Average Screen Time With the Oscars right around the corner and the Grammys, Critics Choice Awards and BAFTAs taking place last month, there is seldom a time period as rich in notable celebrity moments as now.  Many say that the rise of the Internet......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: How did you spend your Valentine’s Day?

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 4 minutesABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, Hopeful Romantic  In my opinion, Valentine’s Day is the one holiday that is as universally hated as it is loved.  Those who do not have a romantic partner are left hating those who do and those who do are left too blissfully unaware of their surroundings to......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which New Year’s resolution is right for you?

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 3 minutesABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, Reluctant Gemini As we head into the second month of the new year, the resolutions that we were so sure we would stick to start to fade from memory.  The ball drop appears to have had the same effect as the neuralyzer in the “Men in Black”......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What to get each sign

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 4 minutesABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, Acceptor of Any and All Gifts  It’s just about that time. As the snow blankets campus and I desperately try (and repeatedly fail) not to slip on the ice that covers the walkway to Fenton Hall, the holiday season is upon us. For some of us, that......
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Abbie’s Thanksgiving food tier list

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 5 minutesABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, Thanksgiving Food Connoisseur S-Tier Items Mac and cheese: Look at that picture and tell me your mouth didn’t just start watering. That’s right — you can’t. This may be a hot take, but I firmly believe that mac and cheese belongs on everyone’s Thanksgiving Day platter. It......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: How do you rank?

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 3 minutesABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, Extremely Opinionated Individual Since this issue is centered around opinions, I would be remiss if I didn’t give you the answers you’ve all been waiting for.  Why do I characterize the Horoscopes the way I do every issue? What was going through my head when I labeled......
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