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[SATIRE] Horoscopes 2/8

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 8, 2023February 8, 2023

February 8, 2023February 8, 2023

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Welcome back! How’re you settling in? Oh wait, I’ll tell you! In fact, I’ll predict how this semester will go for you. Aries: You’ve decided that your goal for the semester is to find every liminal space on campus and meditate there for an hour straight to......

[SATIRE] Fredonia announces university-wide activities to boost morale

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 10, 2022November 9, 2022

November 10, 2022November 9, 2022

MEGAN KIDBY Guest Scallywag In order to boost morale and entice admissions applicants, President Stephen Kolison of SUNY Fredonia has just announced some school-wide activities that have been planned for the school year! In an email sent to the student body last week, Kolison declared that “the vibe on campus......

[SATIRE] “We were just kidding,” says billions of missing snow crabs

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 5, 2022November 5, 2022

November 5, 2022November 5, 2022

MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor As it turns out, crabs have a tremendous sense of humor. Last week, reports had shown that there was a shortage of over two billion Alaskan snow crabs when compared to expected numbers based on population projections. Be it a sign of overfishing, a devastating loss......

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes 2/8

[SATIRE] Fredonia announces university-wide activities to boost morale

[SATIRE] “We were just kidding,” says billions of missing snow crabs