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A PSA for stupid people who need some pretty basic advice

AMBER MATTICE

Managing Editor

 

The question we, at The Scallion, are asking today is “When can you touch someone without their consent?”

In lieu of recent events on campus, in Hollywood and, ya know, the world in general, here is a complicated, drawn-out and very scientific answer:

 

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