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Uh oh, orange man! Small hands! Cheeto man, hehehe, big baby man! That’s right: Trump

JOSEPH MARCINIAK
Scallion Editor

Watch out! Small hands, hehehe! Who do I mean? Big baby man who is orange, who else could I mean but El Presidente, the man behind the pee tape (Got em!), Dongal Tromp! 

Orange man, boo! Skin orange! Laugh at orange skin! 

Graphic by Sarah Hughston

Hands? Small. Donald? Drumpf. Eat that one, MAGAs!
Ever hear of Tronk, man behind the cheeto? Hehehe, he’s got small hands! 

Colbert said it best: “Orange man, big cheeto boy, big diaper cheeto orange boy man, that’s the one! Drumpf!”

Mr. Cheeto, hand man, grab hand man cheeto orange man!

When you think about it: DRUMPF!

Anyone heard of this orange guy? He’s got small hands. SMALL HANDS!!!!

Laugh.

Orange Trunp, small hands Trimp, big diaper Trunk, cheeto man Crump!

Share and like if you agree! #ResistanceWIN

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