HANNAH BLIDY
Staff Scallywag
aries: f*ckin’ uh i don’t know
taurus: ur like a little f*ckin’ turtle
gemini: underrated air sign we love u gemini babies
cancer: cry baby oooo whatcha gonna do f*ckin’ cry about it?
leo: why don’t you un-repress your emotions and then we can talk about you getting a significant other lol ok?
virgo: nice job on the full moon
libra: epic libra moment my friend
scorpio: i bet you are tired right now because we are all tired,,,, of your BULLSH*T
sagittarius: bleep bloop you’re now a minecraft squid
capricorn: physical embodiment of when you eat too much cheese
aquarius: fine ok u got my attention by literally sending me 17,000 tiktoks by the way there’s no f*cking way i’m actually watching all of those i’m just gonna scroll through and randomly like them so that you think i actually watched them
pisces: orange you glad i didn’t say banana?