JAY BYRON
Staff Scallywag
This is the signs as all the random stuff happening in the news right now!
Aries: Casual wildfires happening
Taurus: Going back and forth between freezing weather and almost 80 degrees
Gemini: Lorde shushing the audience because she wants to have the solo
Cancer: The Met Gala … WITHOUT Zendaya
Leo: Johnny Depp stans calling him a sweet baby
Virgo: The big wave of COVID-19 happening
Libra: “COVID-19 isn’t that bad! It’s getting better!”
Scorpio: Elon Musk buying Twitter
Sagittarius: Analyst of the lore between the Amber Heard vs. Johnny Depp case
Capricorn: Elon Musk stans trying to defend him for anything he buys because “he earned it!”
Aquarius: Creating essays to combat all the horrible health related bans happening right now
Pisces: Harry Styles posting a barely readable track list because it’s white on yellow