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ARIES

It seems like it might
be time for you to rise
and shine.

TAURUS

This weekend you will
be rising and shining.

LEO

#riseandshine

VIRGO

Don’t bet on sports.
You’ll end up losing all
your money and you
won’t be happy when
you rise and shine.

CANCER

Rise and shine.

LIBRA

Libra, you walk too slow
in the tunnel, and it’s
backing up traffic. Try
picking up the pace and
always remember, Rise
and shine.

CAPRICORN

Love you. You’re going
to have a great week.
Remember to rise and
shine.

AQUARIUS

Kylie Jenner once said,
“rise and shine.”

PISCES

Kris Jenner’s daughter
once said, “rise and
shine.”

SCORPIO

Drink some wine and
rise and shine.

GEMINI

Gemini, it’s time to
rise and shine!

SAGITTARIUS

Rise and ~shine~

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