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“How do YOU feel about underage drinking on campus?”

ALEXANDRA WALSH

Guest Scallywag

Jack Daniels,

sophomore chemistry major

Graphic by Fay Patterson

“According to my Rhode Island license, it is legal for me to drink … so does
that count as underage?”

Bailey Hennessy,

freshman party girl with a concentration in strawberry Burnett’s

“What the RAs don’t know won’t hurt them. Let the people play.”

Teddy Sanders,

sophomore Saturday is for the boys major

“I feel great about it. After this interview, I’m going to go back to my dorm
and finish off my 30.”

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