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What scary movie are you based on your zodiac sign?
Just because Hallowee-kend is over doesn’t mean we can’t still curl up and watch a scary movie! Be sure to have a friend nearby (or Google a picture of a security guard) to help you feel safer. No spoilers!
Aries: Obsession (2026)
Possibly the biggest horror movie of the year, Obsession is 100% worth watching. After years of thinking that you’re someone’s “crazy ex,” this movie will have you second-guessing.
Taurus: Psycho (1960)
This is the “it girl” of all horror movies. She’s the OG, the Beyoncé of all scary films. Watch this movie if you’re talking to a guy who loves his mother just a little bit too much… This will snap you out of it.
Gemini: Llamageddon (2015)
For the sake of my sanity, I had to throw just one satirical horror film into the mix. This movie is perfect if you’re looking for “college film project that they definitely failed” vibes.
Cancer: It (2017)
I think this movie has a special place in my heart, as it was the first horror movie I have ever seen. If you’re in the mood for something more adventurous and Goonies-adjacent, this one’s for you.
Leo: Weapons (2025)
I’m not going to lie; this movie had me stressed out. An amazing watch if you want to see a group of little kids beat up an evil old lady.
Virgo: Jaws (1975)
This movie single-handedly had my mom avoiding using public toilets for years as a child, in the fear that a shark would bite her butt after using the bathroom. A completely real and rational fear after seeing this movie. I get her.
Libra: Nightmare on Elms Street (1984)
Whatever you do, don’t watch this at night! Or in bed!
Scorpio: Scream (1996)
If you’re in the mood to watch a horror movie marathon, this is a great start! The Scream franchise has seven movies spanning over 20 years. Grab the popcorn; we’re going to be here for a while!
Sagittarius: Carrie (1976)
In honor of “Carrie the Musical” being shown at Main Street Studios in downtown Fredonia, why not reminisce on the original classic? I’ll never forgive those high schoolers for what they did to my girl!
Capricorn: Midsommar (2019)
Sure, it’s a little late for a movie about a summer “celebration,” but I think the fear factor makes up for it. Don’t watch if you have a trip to rural Sweden coming up, though.
Aquarius: Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Now that Fall (and dry skin) is in full swing, this movie is an incredible reminder to stay moisturized (iykyk).
Pisces: The Shining (1980)
Known for Shelley Duvall and Jack Nicholson’s striking performances, “The Shining” takes the cake as my favorite horror movie of all time. It is also a great reminder to bundle up before going outside in the winter!