SARA WILD
Special to the Lampoon
Serves up one happy Fredonian
Ingredients Directions
4 cups tradition 1. Take ingredients and mix with an icebreaker
2 cups Thompsons stairs 2. Blend in a handful of learning experiences
Pinch of dodging longboarders 3. Mix with a full commuter lot
2 cups cheesy Friday 4. Sprinkle abundantly with laughter
3 cups construction 5. Garnish with the plague
1 cup of squirrels (optional for vegetarians) 6. Bake at the temperature of a Fenton classroom
2 tbsp Campus Report emails 7. Wait to smell the aroma of dog food
1 pint dollar drinks 8. Serve at the creek with generous portions
Pinch of paper cranes
Dash of lake effect