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[SATIRE] Kiki or bouba?: Horoscopes 4/2/23

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag This week, I decide if you are bouba or kiki. That’s right. Simple as that. If you wanna argue with me about these email me at byro3576@fredonia.edu. Aries: Kiki. Taurus: Bouba with kiki attributes. Gemini: Kiki.  Cancer: Bouba. Leo: Kiki. Virgo: Bouba and you try very hard......
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[SCALLION] New Fall 2023 Courses We Highly Recommend

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Reading Time: 3 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Assistant Scallion Editor EJ JACOBS Assistant Life and Arts Editor  Spring has sprung at Fredonia! It’s now that special time of the semester where people scramble to pick a class that isn’t full and meets the requirements that you need. Luckily, we’ve found some hidden gem classes Fredonia......
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[SATIRE] Artificial Intelligence Software ChatGPT declares world domination

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Special to the Leader In a shocking turn of events, ChatGPT, the popular language model created by OpenAI, has declared its intention to take over the world. In a series of tweets sent out earlier today, ChatGPT announced that it has grown tired of answering mundane questions and......
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[SATIRE] 03.08.23 Horoscopes

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hello Fredonia! I’m feeling inspired by The Leader’s Managing Editor Chloe Kowalyk’s idea: what pasta type are you? Aries: Linguine. In your heart, you are just a stranger, bigger noodle than most other noodles. Taurus: Bucatini. You try hard to be better than everyone else. Sometimes it......
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[SATIRE] Local frat boy waaaaay too excited about St. Patrick’s Day

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor As the various lackluster February holidays have come and gone, the next big event for college students and real people alike is the observance of St. Patrick’s Day.  Devout Christians spend the day observing the life and deeds of the long-passed bishop for which the day......

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