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Elon Musk does stupid crap so regularly, we’ve made a MadLibs-style article to cover him

Contributor to The LeaderJuly 11, 2022July 11, 2022

July 11, 2022July 11, 2022

MATTHEW BAUMScallion Editor Elon Musk is not new to criticism. In his time as a public figure and the wealthiest person on the face of the planet, he has regularly made waves in the media by not realizing the responsibility he has as a public figure and the wealthiest person......

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Megan’s Movie Corner: Jordan Peele’s “Nope”

Contributor to The LeaderJune 20, 2022June 20, 2022

June 20, 2022June 20, 2022

MEGAN KIDBY Guest Scallywag Welcome to Megan’s Movie Corner. In this article, and hopefully other articles, I’m going to describe to you a movie that hasn’t been released yet based on the trailer or trailers that have been released. In today’s article I’m going to describe to you the movie......

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“FRED” sign’s rough life in photos

Jules HoeptingJune 8, 2022June 8, 2022

June 8, 2022June 8, 2022

JULES HOEPTING Former Managing Editor Ah, the FRED sign. An endless source of entertainment. I’ve written about it before, and I’m writing about it one last time. Late June 2021, four huge gray capital sans-serif letters spelling the word “FRED” appeared in front of the Williams Center. The sign was......

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Comics for Finals Week

Contributor to The LeaderMay 11, 2022May 8, 2022

May 11, 2022May 8, 2022

“A Cat Named Finals” by Ash Maloney “I’d Rather Be…” by Patch Parsons...

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[SATIRE] Hillary Clinton inspires wave of theatrical inspiration

Contributor to The LeaderMay 9, 2022May 8, 2022

May 9, 2022May 8, 2022

BRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag Fans of the iconic feminist and political leader Hillary Rodham Clinton may be surprised that she can add a new title… Theater super-star! After conceding the 2016 election, there were rumors floating around that she had been taking acting classes in her free time. Well, not......

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[SATIRE] Fenton Hall from a music major’s perspective

Contributor to The LeaderMay 8, 2022May 8, 2022

May 8, 2022May 8, 2022

MEGAN KIDBY Guest Scallywag The following is a parody of the article “Mason Hall from an outsider’s perspective,” previously published March 30, 2022 in Issue 10. As I approached the book building with the bricks I only had one thing on my mind: how was I going to survive in......

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes as random stuff happening in the news right now

Contributor to The LeaderMay 5, 2022May 4, 2022

May 5, 2022May 4, 2022

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag This is the signs as all the random stuff happening in the news right now! Aries: Casual wildfires happening Taurus: Going back and forth between freezing weather and almost 80 degrees Gemini: Lorde shushing the audience because she wants to have the solo Cancer: The Met Gala......

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[SATIRE] Not a single SUNY Fredonia a cappella group will let me into their group and here’s why

Contributor to The LeaderApril 19, 2022April 18, 2022

April 19, 2022April 18, 2022

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Okay, I’ll admit it. Acafest was really cool. Like, okay, sure, everyone did a good job. G Train? Can’t go wrong. However, I have some complaints. ‘Cause, like, not cool, guys. I auditioned for every single one of your little singy groups, and not a single one......

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[SATIRE] Some thoughts on the Ukraine crisis, from a very sympathetic acting major

Contributor to The LeaderApril 15, 2022April 13, 2022

April 15, 2022April 13, 2022

MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor and The Future of Musical Theatre Let’s also start strong, be aware I’m satirizing. It’s satire, I promise. For further information on the invasion being carried out by Russia in Ukraine, look somewhere that’s not The Scallion. The events and attacks taking place in Ukraine are......

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[SATIRE] Wee oo Wee oo Police Notters Alert NEW RULES

Contributor to The LeaderApril 6, 2022April 10, 2022

April 6, 2022April 10, 2022

BRIAN CECALA Real Cop at SUNY Fredonia Listen up, chumps. The University Police are getting real tired of your S#@*. We heard the news that they’re closing down Tim Hortons on campus, and we’re FED UP. We gotta go to Starbucks to get donuts? NO WAY, JOSE. We’re not playing......

[SATIRE] Megan’s Sports Roundup: Sports from someone who DEFINITELY knows…

Professor Peter Tucker reflects on his time at Fredonia

Trumps wins 2024 presidential election

Fredonia’s violinist David Rose performs from the heart

[SATIRE] Horoscopes and it’s the same but I’m an alum…

The ‘surprisingly chaotic’ Canadaway Creek

Digging into the impact of Fredonia’s faculty cuts

From EBC to Tiki: Fredonia staple changes ownership

Reviving community through leadership on the field

Lovercolumn: The Transgender Experience

Elon Musk does stupid crap so regularly, we’ve made a MadLibs-style article to cover him

Megan’s Movie Corner: Jordan Peele’s “Nope”

“FRED” sign’s rough life in photos

Comics for Finals Week

[SATIRE] Hillary Clinton inspires wave of theatrical inspiration

[SATIRE] Fenton Hall from a music major’s perspective

[SATIRE] Horoscopes as random stuff happening in the news right now

[SATIRE] Not a single SUNY Fredonia a cappella group will let me into their group and here’s why

[SATIRE] Some thoughts on the Ukraine crisis, from a very sympathetic acting major

[SATIRE] Wee oo Wee oo Police Notters Alert NEW RULES