Reading Time: 2 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Welcome back! How’re you settling in? Oh wait, I’ll tell you! In fact, I’ll predict how this semester will go for you. Aries: You’ve decided that your goal for the semester is to find every liminal space on campus and meditate there for an hour straight to......
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAUNT SQUIGGLY Revered medium and Trustee of the Lilydale Community Chamber of Commerce Hello all! You’ve made it to the end of your semester, eh? Very good! Here is what I think you should do to bask in your achievement! Aries: Book a private Seance Session with me, and share......
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor The fall semester is coming to a close, and a typical indicator of the season is the image of stressed students trudging from one class to the next, their thoughts full to bursting with half-forgotten class subjects and project deadlines. Oddly enough, however, a new phenomenon......
Reading Time: 3 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor As we all know, the best kinds of dogs are dogs that can do jobs! Service dogs, emotional support animals, dogs that help open doors and things, each of them more lovely than the last. This convenience comes with two problems. The first is that there......
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor In the last several weeks, it has been made clear to the staff at SUNY Fredonia that the local herd of deer have had enough of the status quo. A great number of deer have been seen wandering the grassy stretches of Fredonia’s campus with more......