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[SATIRE] Exclusive interview with the guy who has Hunter Biden’s laptop

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BRIAN CECALA Guest Scallywag The Laptop that’s been the center of controversy for one week, which at the current pace of politics today is long gone dead news, has been brought to Fredonia where the world’s leading intellectuals could examine it’s contents. Conservatives talking heads have warned their viewers of......
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The Scallion reviews the 2020 Election: Wait, what the f*ck just happened?

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JOSEPH MARCINIAKEditor of the Scallion After a tumultuous campaign, sources have called the 2020 election for Joseph R. Biden Jr., king of the crab people.  The lord of all crab people, Biden, gave a rousing speech where he said “All people are equal under the law, and you can go......
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Hot damn, he was right: Joe Biden actually is a bunch of ferrets in a trench coat

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MATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor As shocking as it is, one of Donald Trump’s conspiracy theories has been proven true.  Democratic candidate Joe Biden is not a man, but instead a hard-working group of ferrets imitating the former vice president.  This has come as a shock to the international community,......
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[SATIRE] Seasonal depression forces Fredonia students back to their comfort media once again

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MATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor Well, it’s that time of year again.  The leaves are coming down, the temperature is dropping and the morale of students attending SUNY Fredonia is also taking a nosedive. With the change of seasons into the colder months, there is a perturbing, but not wholly......
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