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[SATIRE] Why are dogs not allowed to take Fredonia classes?

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JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag What’s up with Fredonia?  I mean, we say we’re sooo inclusive, but I really can’t agree anymore under these circumstances. Frankly, I’m disappointed and I expected so much more from this school.  Why are dogs not allowed to take classes here? The reason why I’m bringing this......
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[SATIRE] Conservative convention planners shape floor layout into a Hindu symbol of prosperity

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MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor Once again, the whiners that are so prevalent in the liberal media have caused a stink over something that’s harmless and even inspiring, all for the sake of cancelling conservative values in the U.S.  The beloved super-Pac People for the Corporations had planned a conservative convention......
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The worst civil tragedy to happen in the U.S.: Getting rid of the Starbucks everything bagel bites

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JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag When I got back to Fredonia, I knew the first thing I wanted to do was order some everything bagel bites from Starbucks because they absolutely slap. I think we can all agree on at least that much, unless you’re gluten intolerant or something. Sorry. However, when......

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