June 14, 2026
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Fredonia announces additional program cuts following finals week

Fredonia has lost the art of the elective

 Orchesis caps off year with ‘Escape Into the Music’

Best photos of the year from Fredonia athletics

Five major takeaways from the 2026 NFL Draft

How To Be a Good White Ally 101

Director of Innovation and Economic Development reportedly retrenched

[SATIRE] Horoscopes

[OPINION] Lovercolumn: Do’s and don’ts of dating

Who started the Butterlow fire? The Leader investigates

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[SATIRE] Things at Fredonia that would probably kill Prince Philip

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Reading Time: 3 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag [EDITOR’S NOTE: This article was written a week before and published a day before Prince Philip died. The timing was not intentional, and The Leader staff expresses its best wishes to the royal family.] Prince Philip looks like he’s just barely hanging in there. Google him,......
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[SATIRE] Biden moves to block Panama Canal in act of solidarity with Europe

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor It was announced on Thursday that President Biden is meeting with his cabinet about the plausibility of forcing a stop in the Panama Canal. Experts say it seems like this action is supposed to parallel the recent blocking of the Suez Canal, which recently wrapped up......
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[SATIRE] The Great Lake Avengers are coming to the MCU

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Reading Time: 2 minutesNIKKI INDELICATO Special to the Leader BREAKING NEWS:  Recent rumors surrounding the greatest group of Avengers of all time have been confirmed by Marvel President Kevin Feige: the Great Lake Avengers will finally be making their debut in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The story follows Mr. Immortal (played by Djimon......
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[SATIRE] A letter from the WHAT: Fredonia immunity and you

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Reading Time: 2 minutesLYDIA TURCIOS Guest Scallywag Salutations, students! To the student body of SUNY Fredonia comes breaking news from the World Headquarters for Alternate Treatment. If you cannot get your hands on any of the currently available COVID-19 vaccines, you’re in luck! Your campus is under review to be an immunity hotspot!......
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[SATIRE] Dumpster on campus mistaken for conceptual art piece

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteALYSSA BUMPLife & Arts Editor The dumpster behind Gregory Hall (yes… that dumpster) has drawn in a flock of art critics to campus.  This latest piece was thought to be one of the most innovative sculptures on campus yet. I know what you’re thinking, how could anything be more innovative......
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BRIAN CECALA IS THE NEW CHIEF OF FREDONIA U.P. AND HE HAS NEW RULES

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Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA KING OF FREDONIA WHAT’S UP ASSH*LES. FOR APRIL FOOLS POLICE NOTTERS, THE CHIEF OF POLICE SAID I COULD BE THE POLICE CHIEF AND HE WOULD WRITE A FUNNY ARTICLE. HOWEVER, I PULLED AN APRIL PRANK. I HAVE STATED SOME NEW RULES FOR ALL FREDONIA STUDENTS. NEW RULE 1......
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