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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 16, 2020November 16, 2020

November 16, 2020November 16, 2020

HANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag Aries: You will become complacent these next 4 years. <3 Taurus: Stop being mean to your hot gamer gf. :/ Gemini: You’re boolin. Everything will stay the same. 🙂 Cancer: You will get a 4 for 4 this week. At the red-head girl place. Leo: Someone......

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[SATIRE] Ranking the Supreme Court’s fashion sense

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 16, 2020November 15, 2020

November 16, 2020November 15, 2020

JAY BYRONGuest Scallywag Uh oh! Fashion police! You read the title. Buckle up, fashionistas. We are going hard today on these current Supreme Court members to do the judging they need done for them. For the purposes of this article, I will pretend not to really know them well. Everyone’s......

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[SATIRE] Exclusive interview with the guy who has Hunter Biden’s laptop

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 14, 2020December 4, 2023

November 14, 2020December 4, 2023

BRIAN CECALA Guest Scallywag The Laptop that’s been the center of controversy for one week, which at the current pace of politics today is long gone dead news, has been brought to Fredonia where the world’s leading intellectuals could examine it’s contents. Conservatives talking heads have warned their viewers of......

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The Scallion reviews the 2020 Election: Wait, what the f*ck just happened?

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 13, 2020November 13, 2020

November 13, 2020November 13, 2020

JOSEPH MARCINIAKEditor of the Scallion After a tumultuous campaign, sources have called the 2020 election for Joseph R. Biden Jr., king of the crab people. The lord of all crab people, Biden, gave a rousing speech where he said “All people are equal under the law, and you can go......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 8, 2020November 8, 2020

November 8, 2020November 8, 2020

HANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag Aries: have a glass of wine aries, you deserve it!! unless you are not of age. if you’re not 21, then you deserve tap water. sorry, i don’t make the rules. i just enforce them. Taurus: i bet you were one of the kids who sent......

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Rating how much I want to hold the hands of the Willy C’s screen silhouettes

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 7, 2020November 7, 2020

November 7, 2020November 7, 2020

JAY BYRONGuest Scallywag You know as well as I do how good hand-holding is, unless you’ve never held anyone’s hand. You live a sad life. I would offer my hand, but it’s COVID-19 time and I don’t really wanna touch you. I also don’t know who you are. Hand-holding is......

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We gamers are SICK of politics in our entertainment

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 5, 2020November 5, 2020

November 5, 2020November 5, 2020

BRIAN CECALA Guest Scallywag What’s up gamers! It’s me, ya boy FazeSmoothie, here back at ya for another hot take. STOP PUTTING POLITICS INTO OUR ENTERTAINMENT. Sheesh, I’m trying to relax over here. It all started when my favorite war game, Kill Gun, came out with a sequel, Kill Gun......

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Hot damn, he was right: Joe Biden actually is a bunch of ferrets in a trench coat

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 5, 2020November 5, 2020

November 5, 2020November 5, 2020

MATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor As shocking as it is, one of Donald Trump’s conspiracy theories has been proven true. Democratic candidate Joe Biden is not a man, but instead a hard-working group of ferrets imitating the former vice president. This has come as a shock to the international community,......

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[SATIRE] Seasonal depression forces Fredonia students back to their comfort media once again

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2020November 3, 2020

November 3, 2020November 3, 2020

MATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor Well, it’s that time of year again. The leaves are coming down, the temperature is dropping and the morale of students attending SUNY Fredonia is also taking a nosedive. With the change of seasons into the colder months, there is a perturbing, but not wholly......

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Horoscopes: Election edition

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 2, 2020November 2, 2020

November 2, 2020November 2, 2020

HANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag This week, we have a special edition of the horoscopes. These are the people that each of the signs would vote for. Aries: You will not be voting at all because you’re pissed off at the establishment. Taurus: You will be writing in Elizabeth Warren, because......

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Fredonia’s violinist David Rose performs from the heart

[SATIRE] Horoscopes and it’s the same but I’m an alum…

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Horoscopes

[SATIRE] Ranking the Supreme Court’s fashion sense

[SATIRE] Exclusive interview with the guy who has Hunter Biden’s laptop

The Scallion reviews the 2020 Election: Wait, what the f*ck just happened?

Horoscopes

Rating how much I want to hold the hands of the Willy C’s screen silhouettes

We gamers are SICK of politics in our entertainment

Hot damn, he was right: Joe Biden actually is a bunch of ferrets in a trench coat

[SATIRE] Seasonal depression forces Fredonia students back to their comfort media once again

Horoscopes: Election edition