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Turns out, nobody liked my Super Bowl halftime show idea from last year

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 23, 2021February 23, 2021

February 23, 2021February 23, 2021

MATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor Well, another football season has come and gone. While fans across the country cheered, families remarked about the sub-par commercials this year and Tom Brady has once again managed to make more money than I will ever have in the span of nine months. With......

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Horoscopes: The signs as Scallion articles

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 21, 2021February 21, 2021

February 21, 2021February 21, 2021

HANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag Guess what everyone! This is my 10th time writing the horoscopes!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!! In honor of this MOMENTOUS occasion, I have decided to read literally every Scallion article written in 2020 and choose one for each sign!!!!!!!!!! Isn’t that fun???????? Also it means I get to do......

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[SATIRE] How to make friends with the coronavirus, a step-by-step guide

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 18, 2021May 4, 2021

February 18, 2021May 4, 2021

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Over the winter break, I’ve had time to think about my friends — who is a real friend, who wants to be my friend and who needs a friend. The more I think about it, the more I realize some people are very lonely and that hurts......

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Kayne can still win the election! Don’t give up!

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 17, 2021February 17, 2021

February 17, 2021February 17, 2021

BRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag You IDIOTS did it again, huh? You squandered the election to some idiots. The two party system fails the will of the people. Polls showed that over 90 percent of Americans wanted Kanye West for the presidency. Before you fake-news fans say it — yes, that......

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An open dialogue: Union Ghost vs. High School Student

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 17, 2021February 15, 2021

February 17, 2021February 15, 2021

BRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag We are here at the Scallion always to further intelligent discussion. In light of the ever-ongoing topic of the Confederate flag within America, I have invited the ghost of the Union Colonel Eugene B. Beaumont. Beaumont trained soldiers in Washington in 1861 and received a medal......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 16, 2020November 16, 2020

November 16, 2020November 16, 2020

HANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag Aries: You will become complacent these next 4 years. <3 Taurus: Stop being mean to your hot gamer gf. :/ Gemini: You’re boolin. Everything will stay the same. 🙂 Cancer: You will get a 4 for 4 this week. At the red-head girl place. Leo: Someone......

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[SATIRE] Ranking the Supreme Court’s fashion sense

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 16, 2020November 15, 2020

November 16, 2020November 15, 2020

JAY BYRONGuest Scallywag Uh oh! Fashion police! You read the title. Buckle up, fashionistas. We are going hard today on these current Supreme Court members to do the judging they need done for them. For the purposes of this article, I will pretend not to really know them well. Everyone’s......

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[SATIRE] Exclusive interview with the guy who has Hunter Biden’s laptop

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 14, 2020December 4, 2023

November 14, 2020December 4, 2023

BRIAN CECALA Guest Scallywag The Laptop that’s been the center of controversy for one week, which at the current pace of politics today is long gone dead news, has been brought to Fredonia where the world’s leading intellectuals could examine it’s contents. Conservatives talking heads have warned their viewers of......

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The Scallion reviews the 2020 Election: Wait, what the f*ck just happened?

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 13, 2020November 13, 2020

November 13, 2020November 13, 2020

JOSEPH MARCINIAKEditor of the Scallion After a tumultuous campaign, sources have called the 2020 election for Joseph R. Biden Jr., king of the crab people. The lord of all crab people, Biden, gave a rousing speech where he said “All people are equal under the law, and you can go......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 8, 2020November 8, 2020

November 8, 2020November 8, 2020

HANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag Aries: have a glass of wine aries, you deserve it!! unless you are not of age. if you’re not 21, then you deserve tap water. sorry, i don’t make the rules. i just enforce them. Taurus: i bet you were one of the kids who sent......

Natasha McCandless presents Fredonia with a new face and optimistic…

Trump signs flurry of executive orders in his first week…

5th Quarter Column: Marked short… again

[OPINION] Lovercolumn: Finding Your Safe Space

‘Super’ rematch between Chiefs and Eagles? Many say ‘no thanks’…

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which New Year’s resolution is right for you?

A guide to learning about and celebrating Black History Month

5th Quarter Column: Chapter Four

5th Quarter Column: Quell the Raven

5th Quarter Column: Fifth Time’s a Charm?

Turns out, nobody liked my Super Bowl halftime show idea from last year

Horoscopes: The signs as Scallion articles

[SATIRE] How to make friends with the coronavirus, a step-by-step guide

Kayne can still win the election! Don’t give up!

An open dialogue: Union Ghost vs. High School Student

Horoscopes

[SATIRE] Ranking the Supreme Court’s fashion sense

[SATIRE] Exclusive interview with the guy who has Hunter Biden’s laptop

The Scallion reviews the 2020 Election: Wait, what the f*ck just happened?

Horoscopes