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Catching up with Geraldine, SUNY Fredonia’s first gecko student

Contributor to The LeaderMay 6, 2021May 7, 2021

May 6, 2021May 7, 2021

Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor It’s been over a year since we’ve had the luxury of meeting and talking with Geraldine Wilcox and her former roommate, Savannah, and we at the Scallion wanted to hear how this dynamic duo has been handling the 2020-21 school year, given all that’s happened. When......

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[SATIRE] A list of my NFTs

Contributor to The LeaderMay 1, 2021April 25, 2021

May 1, 2021April 25, 2021

Reading Time: 2 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hey there. Just wanted to post an article showing how absolutely ridiculously baller I am. Unfortunately, I was told I have to actually give you a definition of what an NFT is, and I can hardly even describe it myself despite being the most successful NFT owner......

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Police Notters (Relatable Style)

Contributor to The LeaderApril 29, 2021April 29, 2021

April 29, 2021April 29, 2021

Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag University Police understands that tensions between police and civilians are at an all-time high. The Fredonia police wanted to make the notters something we can all enjoy. So for today’s edition of the notters, the team decided to add some memes into the reports to spice......

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[SATIRE] Amid director’s cut fad, “Seinfeld” cut rumors raise eyebrows

Contributor to The LeaderApril 28, 2021April 28, 2021

April 28, 2021April 28, 2021

Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Editor of the Scallion and “Seinfeld” Aficionado Big news broke last week as Jerry Seinfeld threw his hat into the ring of speculative extended cuts of cultural milestones. Seinfeld, best known for his role as Barry B. Benson in the hit 2007 film, “Bee Movie” announced that he......

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Horoscopes

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April 26, 2021April 26, 2021

Reading Time: < 1 minuteHANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag How the signs spend their mental health days aries: definitely not the homework they’ve been meaning to do since week 2 taurus: listening to chug jug with you 12 hour version gemini: playing modded minecraft for the entire day, only stopping to piss and eat pizza......

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I need to apologize…

Contributor to The LeaderApril 23, 2021April 23, 2021

April 23, 2021April 23, 2021

Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag I did an oopsie guys. The article I posted about things in Fredonia that would kill Prince Philip went up on April 8. The following day he died of unknown circumstances. The legal statement from the Scallion says this is strictly coincidental, and the article did......

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[SATIRE] Finding (and kissing?) the Mason arsonist! Hot drama!

Contributor to The LeaderApril 23, 2021April 23, 2021

April 23, 2021April 23, 2021

Reading Time: 3 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag In case you didn’t know, in 2019 someone was setting fire to Mason Hall garbage cans. From my understanding, and from the police blotters (not the Scallion ones but those work too for the most accurate police blotters), they reported at least five fires started in Mason.......

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[SATIRE] What is hiding inside of Thompson Hall? An investigation

Contributor to The LeaderApril 19, 2021April 19, 2021

April 19, 2021April 19, 2021

Reading Time: 3 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag While many of Fredonia’s mysteries may remain that way for a while, (the list goes on, but I’ll just quietly mention the Mason arsonist so I don’t have to talk about the dog food smell) I have one that I solved through the course of one day.......

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Stop saying I look like Jonah Hill 😡

Contributor to The LeaderApril 14, 2021April 12, 2021

April 14, 2021April 12, 2021

Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag Hi guys, it’s me, Brian Cecala, local hero and writer for the Scallion. I was pawing through my fan mail recently (which I get a LOT of) and I noticed a trend. Lots of you guys write in to give me admiration and praise for my......

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[SATIRE] People need to be nicer to Jeff Bezos. He has money

Contributor to The LeaderApril 9, 2021April 9, 2021

April 9, 2021April 9, 2021

Reading Time: 2 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag I’ve noticed a trend going around on the Twitters and the TikToks. I’m giving you a warning now: it’s a little disturbing. It’s called… “Eat the rich.” I think they’re referring to Jeff Bezos, since he is… the rich. I’m here to give my opinion on that......

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes

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Catching up with Geraldine, SUNY Fredonia’s first gecko student

[SATIRE] A list of my NFTs

Police Notters (Relatable Style)

[SATIRE] Amid director’s cut fad, “Seinfeld” cut rumors raise eyebrows

Horoscopes

I need to apologize…

[SATIRE] Finding (and kissing?) the Mason arsonist! Hot drama!

[SATIRE] What is hiding inside of Thompson Hall? An investigation

Stop saying I look like Jonah Hill 😡

[SATIRE] People need to be nicer to Jeff Bezos. He has money