March 6, 2026
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Life & ArtsScallion

 [SATIRE] Theater kids are taking over Fredonia

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMIA CIECHALSKI  Life & Arts Editor  It’s official: Theater kids are taking over SUNY Fredonia.  There is no reason to panic, though, because I’m here to tell you what to be on the lookout for and how to avoid them.  It’s no secret that Fredonia is known for its performing......
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NewsScallion

[SCALLION/NEWS] Campus bus leaves students traumatized

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesALEX BUCKNAM  Asst. News Editor  The Fredonia campus bus has officially left four students traumatized during their nightly travels.  Since the creation of the Campus and Community Bus in 1973, there have always been stories of students being forgotten at places.  But no stories could prepare four students for what......
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Police NotterScallion

[SATIRE/NEWS] Police Notters

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesUNIVERSITY POLICE DEPARTMENT SUNY Fredonia The Police Notters, run and shared with The Leader by the University Police Department (UPD), aims to provide information to students, faculty and the community at and around SUNY Fredonia. All information provided is not true and is satire. The Police Notters will not continue......
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Scallion

[SATIRE] National Guard seen drinking in Delta Chi’s basement amidst rumors of FredFest collab

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMORGAN BROWN Asst. Business Manager After rumors of Fredonia’s mayor calling in the National Guard to prevent more violence at this year’s upcoming FredFest, some students are in disbelief at their recent behavior. Following an advertised “Bunker” event, multiple sources claimed to have seen uniformed soldiers mingling with Fredonia’s very......
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ScallionSports

[SCALLION/SPORTS] Volz enlisted to help suffering Sabres

Matt Volz
Reading Time: 4 minutesMATT VOLZ Sports Editor, New Sabres General Manager/Owner The Buffalo Sabres are going through it. They’re about to miss the playoffs for the 14th season in a row, extending their record-long drought. They’ve tried everything from different coaches to different general managers and players, but none of it has worked.......
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NewsScallion

[SCALLION/NEWS] All hail the new era: The Scallion has taken over

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Supreme Ruler of the Editorial Board It is with great pleasure (for me) and mild concern (for everyone else) that I announce my ascension to the role of Editor-in-Chief.  Yes, you read that correctly.  After years of being confined to the dark, joke-filled corner of The Leader as......
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Scallion

[SATIRE] “A Sitdown With Brock” season premiere gets leaked

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 5 minutesBROCK PAPKE  Special to The Leader Trigger warning: This article contains strong language and depictions of cartoon violence and injury. In a turn of events that surprised absolutely no one, the final season premiere of “A Sitdown With Brock Papke” has been unceremoniously leaked onto the internet, setting off a......
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