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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What basic costume will you wear on Halloween?

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Reading Time: 2 minutesIZZIE NOELLE  Horror-scope Writer  HALLOWEEN IS APPROACHING! I am sooo beyond excited for Halloween and most importantly, excited to dress up. Now, I know that the horoscopes usually center around costumes, so I’m doing my take on that! I’m gonna tell you what basic costume I think you’ll wear for......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Who is your horror slasher bestie?

Megan Kidby
Reading Time: 3 minutesIZZIE NOELLE  Horror-Scope Writer  It’s finally fall, y’all. The temperature is dropping, and it’s officially sweater weather. As the autumn breeze blows, I know a lot of people looove to watch horror movies. Me? I don’t watch horror movies. This is exactly why I’m perfectly qualified to tell you which......
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We need more squirrels on campus

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTALON GRAVES  Definitely Not A Hawk  As a totally normal, incredibly average SUNY Fredonia student who definitely isn’t a red-tailed hawk perched ominously atop McEwen Hall, I am deeply concerned about the troubling decline of squirrel activity on campus.  Let me be clear: this is not just about personal grievances,......
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[SCALLION] From the “Sitdown” desk: My time in student media

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Reading Time: 5 minutesBROCK PAPKE  Special to The Leader It’s 2:55 a.m. I just dropped the penultimate episode of my show, “A Sitdown With Brock,” and I’m lying here on one of the old couches at the TV station’s green room, phone in hand, completely wiped — but still typing.  That weird mix......
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[SCALLION] There is no Class of 2029

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMORGAN BROWN Asst. Business Manager It has come to the attention of our writing staff that Fredonia has ceased to source any students for the upcoming 2025-2026 academic year.  May 1, known nationwide as Decision Day, will be a special occasion for us — we’ll be celebrating our first clean......

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