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Ask Fairy Godmother – Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 20, 2018August 15, 2019

September 20, 2018August 15, 2019

Dear Fairy Godmother, My mom always told me that the friends she made in college were the friends she kept for life. I’m a freshman this year so I was really hoping Mom’s wisdom would prove to be true, but I’m starting to doubt it. I live in a suite......

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Overly-ambitious freshman already president of four clubs

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 20, 2018

September 20, 2018

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Guest Scallywag At Fredonia, there are over 180 different clubs a student can get involved in. These clubs range drastically, from Chess Club, to the Interactive Theatre Society, to Chemistry Club. With Activities Night almost two weeks in the past, many freshmen are already getting a footing......

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School Administrators use witchcraft to resurrect Fredonia founders

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 20, 2018

September 20, 2018

AMBROSE BIERCE Former Journalist On the night of Sept. 12, the moon illuminated the immobile figures on Three Man Hill. Beneath their gargantuan feet, a taboo ritual took place to resurrect the great founders of the State University of New York at Fredonia. This year marks the second annual......

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Off-campus senior prepares for her daily 15-hour parking spot search

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 7, 2018

September 7, 2018

COOPER LINCOLN Parking Lot Enthusiast Packing her trunk to the brim with gear that would make a doomsday prepper proud, Fredonia senior Jamie Dodge leaves her apartment on Southeast Main Street at 6 p.m. on Sunday to make it to class on time for her 9 a.m. class the......

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Ask Fairy God Mother – Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 7, 2018

September 7, 2018

Dear Fairy Godmother, I’m new on campus and even though it’s only been a week, I keep seeing this cute girl around. She’s in a bunch of my classes, and whenever I go to Willies she’s in there sitting with her friends. I’ve started going out of my way to......

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Houghton Hall to be turned into a fully functioning parking garage

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 7, 2018

September 7, 2018

BEATRICE BEEBODY Guest Scallywag Okay so, we all know that classes have started and that means all kinds of sorrow associated with, ya know, being back at school. Despite the existential dread having already started to settle in, there is something about this year that makes it exponentially worse.......

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A Freshman’s Guide to College

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 7, 2018August 18, 2019

September 7, 2018August 18, 2019

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Guest Scallywag As we, the freshmen, arrive on campus and make our way through several new classes, activities and clubs, we’re given many different tips and advice on how to survive our four year college experience. While a lot of this advice sounds nice, a lot of......

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Student signs deal with the Devil to raise GPA: With some repercussions

Contributor to The LeaderMay 9, 2018

May 9, 2018

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Scallywag In the wake of a devastating semester to the student body GPA, there have been multiple deals with Lucifer himself in order to increase what has been perpetually lowered throughout the semester. A couple students have made the brave decision to tell their stories on......

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The adventures of Hal Scallion: an epic journey through Fredonia

Contributor to The LeaderMay 9, 2018

May 9, 2018

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag Hal Scallion cannot believe that his first semester at SUNY Fredonia is almost over. What better way to end the semester, Hal thought, than to enjoy the warm weather and go for a hike. Some of his friends warned him not to take the......

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ fans receive mental health day from campus officials: ‘You’ve been through enough’

Contributor to The LeaderMay 9, 2018

May 9, 2018

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag The long wait for the release of Marvel’s newest installment is finally over. The dust has finally settled on the MCU and everyone who has seen it has one thing in common: they need to take a few days off, at least, from reality. Apparently,......

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Ask Fairy Godmother – Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Overly-ambitious freshman already president of four clubs

School Administrators use witchcraft to resurrect Fredonia founders

Off-campus senior prepares for her daily 15-hour parking spot search

Ask Fairy God Mother – Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Houghton Hall to be turned into a fully functioning parking garage

A Freshman’s Guide to College

Student signs deal with the Devil to raise GPA: With some repercussions

The adventures of Hal Scallion: an epic journey through Fredonia

‘Avengers: Infinity War’ fans receive mental health day from campus officials: ‘You’ve been through enough’