June 14, 2026
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Fredonia announces additional program cuts following finals week

Fredonia has lost the art of the elective

 Orchesis caps off year with ‘Escape Into the Music’

Best photos of the year from Fredonia athletics

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Virginia Horvath harnesses power of sky, claims ‘Dragon Prince’ as inspiration

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  DOM MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag   Clean energy is a rising source of power, and President Virginia Horvath is not going to be left behind. Recently, the president has been seen lowering carbon emissions by riding a bicycle around campus. Not only has she been using her bike more, but......
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Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity bappity bitch

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesDear Fairy Godmother,   Valentines Day is coming up and I’m not sure how to celebrate. I’ve been so busy since starting school that I haven’t had time to even think about dating or relationships. I’m probably just going to buy some cheap chocolate the day after and wallow in......
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Trump baffles climate change scientists with tweet asking “Where’s global warming?”

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAK Assistant Editor of the Scallion   A recent tweet from President Trump has baffled climate change scientists and brought them into a panic. Climate change scientists have begun questioning everything they thought they knew. The tweet was simple, but effective. President Trump said, “Real cold in the North......
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Beloved campus club disbanded

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion   Super Bowl LIII was disappointing for sports fans, music fans and fans of commercials alike, but no group of fans were as disappointed as those of beloved childhood cartoon, “SpongeBob SquarePants.” As a result of creator Stephen Hillenburg’s death, a petition was sent......
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To cut costs, Fredonia begins salting roads with leftover pretzel salt

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: < 1 minuteJOSEPH MARCINIAK Assistant Scallion Editor   With recent complaints about roads not being salted, Fredonia was quick to respond by salting the roads using leftover pretzel salt. This effectively covered the costs through pretzel sales and helps to reduce waste in an ongoing effort to help reduce waste. “I think......
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Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity boppity bitch

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Reading Time: 2 minutesDear Fairy Godmother, Another story in this week’s issue of The Leader is about pay-inequity and gender discrimination. Don’t you think it’s a little overdramatic to be talking about this in a school newspaper? I come here to read funny anecdotes and find out about campus events, not to have......
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Letter to Santa found on Reed Library floor

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion Here at The Scallion, we strive to make sure everyone is filled with holiday cheer. From demanding our Starbucks baristas write “Merry Christmas” on our cups (in lieu of that horrible, godless corporation printing it on for us) to baking cookies, watching Hallmark movies......
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