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Thousands protest Punxsutawney Phil for incorrect prediction for spring

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Reading Time: 2 minutesSOPHIA MOORE Guest to the Scallion   Feb. 2 came and went this year, but thousands were packed into Phil’s temporary home of Gobbler’s Knob anxiously awaiting the groundhog’s decision. His verdict was in, and the crowd celebrated for more weeks of winter. Unfortunately, Phil might be out of a......
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Citrus family sues Colbert for defamation of character

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Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag   Stephen Colbert, host of “The Late Show,” recently replied to Donald Trump on Twitter with the words “orange man” in reference to the President’s artificial tan. There is backlash from Florida as a coalition of 32 citrus farmers threaten litigation for defamation of character. “Mr.......
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Police Notters

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteFriday, Feb. 8   PEPRE Process found dead Friday afternoon. In related case, campus morale has gone missing.   Saturday, Feb. 9   Police called to Tim Horton’s to investigate multiple packages of Roll Up the Rim cups stolen. Spokesman estimates that the thief may have gotten away with a......
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Virginia Horvath harnesses power of sky, claims ‘Dragon Prince’ as inspiration

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  DOM MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag   Clean energy is a rising source of power, and President Virginia Horvath is not going to be left behind. Recently, the president has been seen lowering carbon emissions by riding a bicycle around campus. Not only has she been using her bike more, but......
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Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity bappity bitch

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Reading Time: 2 minutesDear Fairy Godmother,   Valentines Day is coming up and I’m not sure how to celebrate. I’ve been so busy since starting school that I haven’t had time to even think about dating or relationships. I’m probably just going to buy some cheap chocolate the day after and wallow in......
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Trump baffles climate change scientists with tweet asking “Where’s global warming?”

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAK Assistant Editor of the Scallion   A recent tweet from President Trump has baffled climate change scientists and brought them into a panic. Climate change scientists have begun questioning everything they thought they knew. The tweet was simple, but effective. President Trump said, “Real cold in the North......
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Beloved campus club disbanded

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Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion   Super Bowl LIII was disappointing for sports fans, music fans and fans of commercials alike, but no group of fans were as disappointed as those of beloved childhood cartoon, “SpongeBob SquarePants.” As a result of creator Stephen Hillenburg’s death, a petition was sent......
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To cut costs, Fredonia begins salting roads with leftover pretzel salt

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJOSEPH MARCINIAK Assistant Scallion Editor   With recent complaints about roads not being salted, Fredonia was quick to respond by salting the roads using leftover pretzel salt. This effectively covered the costs through pretzel sales and helps to reduce waste in an ongoing effort to help reduce waste. “I think......
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