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Student’s intentionally haunt apartment for a wicked Halloweekend house party

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Editor in Chief   Three students on Eagle Street have achieved the impossible this Halloweekend after throwing the spookiest house party in town. Barry DeLive, River Styx and Emma Goner got together and planned this shindig months in advance, deciding that the best way to spook up the......
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Local loser arrested for “being himself” on Halloween

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Reading Time: 1 minuteJOSEPH MARCINIAK Staff Scallywag   In 1787, at the birth of the American Constitution, the following words were written. “Dressing as yourself for Halloween is the most egregious sin viable in our free-spirited country. I, Thomas Jefferson, will personally kill any man who dares commit this offence.” This piece of......
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Keeping students in classes after 5 p.m. now considered an international war crime

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAK Staff Scallywag   A recent meeting at the UN headquarters has determined that all classes that extend past 5 p.m. are considered a human rights violation. This intense decision has caused the UN Peacekeeping Forces to be on full alert within the U.S. and, more recently, here at......
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A list of costumes to avoid this spooky season

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Reading Time: 2 minutesALIAH RICHARDS and AMBER MATTICE Guest Scallywag and Managing Editor   Don’t you hate it when you go out and there’s like three people wearing the same outfit as you? Doesn’t that make you question your sense of style? Do you feel basic? Upset? SUPER annoyed? We’re assuming you said......
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Earth confirmed spherical, Mars not so much: Flat-Earthers conflicted

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATT ANDERSON Guest Scallywag   Sept. 28, 2018 was marked a historic day for the science community as the first commercial spaceflight, carrying nine passengers from across the world, departed from Cape Canaveral, Florida at 9:30 a.m. EST. SpaceX company, founded by technology tycoon, Elon Musk, launched the DBR Rocket......

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