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Meet Mr. Gunderson, the teacher excited to be armed

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 7, 2018August 25, 2019

March 7, 2018August 25, 2019

MORGAN HENDERSON Staff Scallywag He’s armed, he’s ready to fire — and he’s teaching your children from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Monday through Friday. Meet Mr. Gunderson. Gunderson is a kindergarden teacher at Fredonia Elementary School. After recent events in America, Trump and his following have decided to......

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Conservative Arts and Sciences: A new hope

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 7, 2018

March 7, 2018

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Scallywag In a daring move by the Fredonia Student Recruitment Office, there is a newly established degree students can pursue. Starting next year, incoming students will have their choice between the old and boring Bachelor of Liberal Arts & Sciences, or the new and refreshing Bachelor......

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Donald Trump is lava because he is literally “untouchable”

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 7, 2018September 9, 2019

March 7, 2018September 9, 2019

JACKIE SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag When Donald Trump decided to run for president, many people began waiting for him to trip on the thin ice he had already been skating on. That entertaining spectacle, however, has yet to happen. Although it was originally thought improbable that he would actually become......

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Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 7, 2018

March 7, 2018

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag Monday, Feb. 26, 2018 A student took a nasty spill while walking through a puddle. UP arrested the water in question and the judicial officer sent a statement saying action would be taken, heavily implying expulsion might be the end result. The case has since......

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Lawmakers shocked at students’ response to Parkland shootings: “We had no idea they could form a sentence like that”

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 3, 2018August 25, 2019

March 3, 2018August 25, 2019

EMMA PATTERSON Editor of the Scallion After Trump’s historic win in the 2016 Presidential election, most Americans soon learned to expect the unexpected. What was unexpected — at least to the general public — was the mature defiance displayed by the students of Parkland who refused to accept only......

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The Adventures of Hal Scallion

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 3, 2018

March 3, 2018

ALBERTO GONZALEZ & JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywags Hi, my name is Hal Scallion, and most of you probably don’t know me. It is my first full semester at Fredonia and it has not been going very well at all. Ever since I started here, I have been......

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Fredonia’s icy campus gets students into figure skating: “Who knows? Beijing 2022!”

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 3, 2018

March 3, 2018

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag The weather has been quite moody recently, and the cold and rainy conditions have led to icy walkways on campus. Some students have decided to take advantage of these conditions by ice skating around campus. Although campus administration is worried about the danger of skating......

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Acid Analysis: Or are you too basic? – Fredonian acid might just live up to the hype

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 21, 2018

February 21, 2018

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Scallywag Last weekend, waking up in a raccoon den with a missed text from Richard Simmons asking if I was still awake made me finally realize that I needed to switch up my routine bar-hopping experience and drop one of the holiest jam-band approved psychedelics: acid.......

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Student finds himself “horribly and utterly alone” during group project, fights to survive

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 21, 2018

February 21, 2018

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag This semester is now at full speed and that means many things. You might’ve taken your first exams of the semester, there might be a rough draft of a paper due, a lesson plan, a blog post … er, whatever art majors have to......

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This just in: Alexa is rude AF

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 21, 2018

February 21, 2018

MORGAN HENDERSON Staff Scallywag Alexa has always been ready to help no matter how you talk to her, but lately, it seems like she’s had enough. An Alexa user in California just reported that when she asked Alexa, “what’s the weather like today?” Alexa responded with, “you have a......

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Meet Mr. Gunderson, the teacher excited to be armed

Conservative Arts and Sciences: A new hope

Donald Trump is lava because he is literally “untouchable”

Police Notter

Lawmakers shocked at students’ response to Parkland shootings: “We had no idea they could form a sentence like that”

The Adventures of Hal Scallion

Fredonia’s icy campus gets students into figure skating: “Who knows? Beijing 2022!”

Acid Analysis: Or are you too basic? – Fredonian acid might just live up to the hype

Student finds himself “horribly and utterly alone” during group project, fights to survive

This just in: Alexa is rude AF