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Student dabs three consecutive times, accidentally summons the genie of 2016

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 21, 2018

February 21, 2018

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag Dank Glott was on his dorm bed, Lays chips squashed all over his green bed sheets, and he was laughing at a somewhat hypnotic poster on his wall for no reason. His roommate was out doing something “productive,” while he had decided to spend his......

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Investigative Reporting: The Scallion discovers the origin of the dog food smell on campus

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 14, 2018

February 14, 2018

EMMA PATTERSON Editor of The Scallion If you attend Fredonia, you know two things to be true: Lake effect snow and dog food. After years of suspicion regarding the source of the dog food smell, The Scallion decided it was time to investigate. We began by talking to those......

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Stormi seizes Sunday time slot

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 14, 2018

February 14, 2018

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Scallywag The past couple of months have been a psychological rollercoaster for fans of the Kardashian dynasty. Rumors were finally rendered truth as Kylie Jenner gave birth to the newest addition to the family, Stormi Webster. Luckily for longtime Kardashian followers, Stormi has already received her......

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People claim that Super Bowl commercial “speaks to the blackness of their souls”

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 14, 2018

February 14, 2018

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag First off, let’s get one thing out of the way: this is not a Tide ad. As unfortunate as that is, a statement such as this is in stark contrast to the Super Bowl commercials which really upped their game. From Danny DeVito running around......

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Fredonia sophomore celebrates two-year anniversary with CIA agent spying from computer webcam

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 14, 2018

February 14, 2018

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag Jennifer Bandinowitz was celebrating her two year anniversary with the CIA agent spying on her by planning a romantic evening in her dorm room on campus. Her roommate was away at a volleyball tournament for the weekend, so it looked like Jennifer would have......

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Local Fredonia Crossfit connoisseur offers tasty vegan recipes

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 7, 2018August 25, 2019

February 7, 2018August 25, 2019

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Scallywag With the recent rise in vegan population on Fredonia’s campus, top-tier locals have been coming out of the woodwork to share their greatest recipes. One man, who wishes to be referred to as Andy Oxidant, sent The Scallion a list of how to make healthy......

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7 things we wish had happened at the Grammys

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 7, 2018August 15, 2019

February 7, 2018August 15, 2019

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag As the first month of the new year comes to a close, so, too, does the annual crème de la crème of music award ceremonies: the Grammys. This year’s installment, however, did not disappoint in delivering its usual dose of upsets, whacky and the overall......

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Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 7, 2018

February 7, 2018

MORGAN HENDERSON Special to the Scallion Monday 10:20 a.m. Kevin Baker was ticketed for vaping in Fenton Hall. He claims that it’s not that big of a deal. Tuesday 6:00 p.m. Resident Director Archie Flanders reports a record amount of toilet paper rolls stolen from supply closets throughout Disney......

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The Scallion’s tour of Air Force One

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 7, 2018

February 7, 2018

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag Although the government is over a trillion dollars in debt, that has not impacted the budgeting for Air Force One (if there even was budgeting!) The other day, I had the opportunity to tour this plane, which is by far more expensive than my entire......

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Scallion Psychic’s prediction for 2018

Contributor to The LeaderJanuary 31, 2018August 25, 2019

January 31, 2018August 25, 2019

GILCHRIST SHIPTON Staff Scallywag Hello! I am the resident psychic here at The Scallion and it is that time to make predictions for 2018. First, let us grab the low hanging fruit: the seemingly bottomless well of Trump news will not run dry this year (oh boy). Alright, now......

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Student dabs three consecutive times, accidentally summons the genie of 2016

Investigative Reporting: The Scallion discovers the origin of the dog food smell on campus

Stormi seizes Sunday time slot

People claim that Super Bowl commercial “speaks to the blackness of their souls”

Fredonia sophomore celebrates two-year anniversary with CIA agent spying from computer webcam

Local Fredonia Crossfit connoisseur offers tasty vegan recipes

7 things we wish had happened at the Grammys

Police Notter

The Scallion’s tour of Air Force One

Scallion Psychic’s prediction for 2018