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A list of costumes to avoid this spooky season

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Reading Time: 2 minutesALIAH RICHARDS and AMBER MATTICE Guest Scallywag and Managing Editor   Don’t you hate it when you go out and there’s like three people wearing the same outfit as you? Doesn’t that make you question your sense of style? Do you feel basic? Upset? SUPER annoyed? We’re assuming you said......
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Earth confirmed spherical, Mars not so much: Flat-Earthers conflicted

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATT ANDERSON Guest Scallywag   Sept. 28, 2018 was marked a historic day for the science community as the first commercial spaceflight, carrying nine passengers from across the world, departed from Cape Canaveral, Florida at 9:30 a.m. EST. SpaceX company, founded by technology tycoon, Elon Musk, launched the DBR Rocket......
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POLICE NOTTERS

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteALIAH RICHARDS and AMBER MATTICE Guest Scallywag and Managing Editor Wednesday, Sept. 19, 2018 2:13 a.m. There has been many sightings of unoccupied skateboards around campus. Univer­sity Police stated that it might be dangerous and students should proceed with caution. 7:08 p.m. Several students were arrested in Chautauqua Hall thanks......
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Ask Fairy Godmother – Your place to bippity boppity bitch

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Reading Time: 2 minutesDear Loyal Readers, This week ‘tis I writing you the letter as a nice change of pace. I’ve come to learn that many of you are first years as most of the questions I receive pertain to the transition into academia and communal living. Well this week I’m going to......
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“Protein cold bruh”causes Starbucks boom

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Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Guest Scallywag   Starbucks released its new Protein Blended Cold Brew last month, and the results could not have been better for the corporation. Gym rats and hipsters alike took to the streets, some waiting in lines longer than the gym rats could throw the hipsters. And now,......
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Trump denies allegations of sending a mass sextto every American’s phone

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Editor in Chief   It was a quiet Thursday evening. All was calm until everyone’s phones made a collective ring. What followed was chaos in the streets of America, with citizens using various ways to rid themselves of their eyesight. FEMA has been working on a system that......

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