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Three remaining AIM users mourn the death of AIM

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2017

October 19, 2017

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag It is official. The results have come back, and the diagnosis is bleak. AIM is officially diagnosed as terminal, only having until Dec. 15. Naturally, those who are still using the AOL service are devastated and have decided to band together for one last group......

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‘Trump Truth’ to take television by storm

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2017September 9, 2019

October 19, 2017September 9, 2019

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag Both Eric and Donald Jr. have decided to create their own late night show called “Trump Truth.” The show is set to run on Fox after the news since Eric and Don Jr. say that first they must know what is going on in the......

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Man who constantly sports “Life is Good” hat slowly realizing that life is indeed not good

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2017

October 19, 2017

EMMA PATTERSON Scallion Assistant Editor Danny Sallright was, until recently, a walking phenomenon. With his constant smile and “Life is Good” cap, he was a 40-year-old optimist. However, it seems even the most cheerful of the world’s population cannot protect itself from the unrelenting deluge of crap that is......

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Ten ways the world doesn’t suck

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 11, 2017

October 11, 2017

EMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor Larry David, who portrayed Bernie Sanders on SNL during the 2016 presidential campaign, found out this past week on PBS’ “Finding Your Roots” that he and Bernie Sanders are indeed cousins. Why am I not surprised? Stephen Colbert and Nick Kroll’s #PuberMe campaign raised a......

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Lampoon overthrown by Scallion Scallywags

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 11, 2017

October 11, 2017

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag The Lampoon has been overthrown by a small army of eyepatch wearing Scallywags. Too long has the Lampoon been allowed to operate as an unchallenged entity in The Leader; so the Scallywags on campus have banded together to overtake this decrepit section of the paper and......

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Video of rollerblading cat prescribed as an antidote to 2017

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 11, 2017

October 11, 2017

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag One doctor in Maine is prescribing a Youtube video to people who come to him for help solving problems brought on by 2017. Dr. Feelgood says that the best way to get over 2017 is to watch a Youtube video of a rollerblading cat. The public......

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Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 7, 2017

October 7, 2017

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag Monday, Sept. 25, 2017 Police are requesting that whoever is using the call boxes around campus to ask if your radio is running to please stop. It is not funny anymore, and it honestly never was. Police responded to a complaint about loud noises coming from......

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Guy Fieri takes Flave-donia by storm

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 7, 2017

October 7, 2017

DOMINIC MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion After the “No Burger Wednesday” escapade, the head chef position at Cranston has been vacated. While FSA was looking for a new head chef, Cranston has suffered from lines even longer than normal at the pasta counter, a distinct lack of taco shells at......

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“Nambia” to be the focus of next International Cooking Demo at Lanford House

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 7, 2017August 25, 2019

October 7, 2017August 25, 2019

BIRGER VANWESENBEECK Special to The Scallion Since 2016, Fredonia’s Lanford House has regularly hosted international cookouts where Fredonia faculty share recipes from their respective international cuisines with colleagues. Previous editions of the very successful series have focused on India, Paraguay, Italy, Turkey and Brazil. Now Fredonia is taking the series......

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Fredonia student files sexual harassment lawsuit against McEwen toilet for flush-induced splashback

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 6, 2017

October 6, 2017

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag On Thursday, Sept. 28, Mr. Jel Lee Bean went to use the bathroom on the first floor of McEwen. Everything was going as planned, as he dropped his deuces while enjoying the company of a small cartoon magazine featuring a story about Morty McFly — the......

From the Desk of Chloe Kowalyk: Editor in Chief

From the Desk of EJ Jacobs: Life & Arts Editor

From the Desk of Jace Jacobs: Asst. Scallion Editor

From the Desk of Nicole Thorson: Art Director

From the Desk of Henry Domst: Design Editor

From the Desk of Sierra Mills: Chief Copy Editor

[SATIRE] An interview with The Bachelor’s winner, Henry Domst

[OPINION] What COVID-19 inadvertently taught us

ITS unveils stratigic plan for technology

Dr. Kathryn Kendall takes on enrollment

Three remaining AIM users mourn the death of AIM

‘Trump Truth’ to take television by storm

Man who constantly sports “Life is Good” hat slowly realizing that life is indeed not good

Ten ways the world doesn’t suck

Lampoon overthrown by Scallion Scallywags

Video of rollerblading cat prescribed as an antidote to 2017

Police Notter

Guy Fieri takes Flave-donia by storm

“Nambia” to be the focus of next International Cooking Demo at Lanford House

Fredonia student files sexual harassment lawsuit against McEwen toilet for flush-induced splashback