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Student dabs three consecutive times, accidentally summons the genie of 2016

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Reading Time: 3 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag   Dank Glott was on his dorm bed, Lays chips squashed all over his green bed sheets, and he was laughing at a somewhat hypnotic poster on his wall for no reason. His roommate was out doing something “productive,” while he had decided to spend his......
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Investigative Reporting: The Scallion discovers the origin of the dog food smell on campus

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Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Editor of The Scallion   If you attend Fredonia, you know two things to be true: Lake effect snow and dog food. After years of suspicion regarding the source of the dog food smell, The Scallion decided it was time to investigate. We began by talking to those......
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Fredonia sophomore celebrates two-year anniversary with CIA agent spying from computer webcam

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag   Jennifer Bandinowitz was celebrating her two year anniversary with the CIA agent spying on her by planning a romantic evening in her dorm room on campus. Her roommate was away at a volleyball tournament for the weekend, so it looked like Jennifer would have......
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Local Fredonia Crossfit connoisseur offers tasty vegan recipes

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Reading Time: 2 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff Scallywag   With the recent rise in vegan population on Fredonia’s campus, top-tier locals have been coming out of the woodwork to share their greatest recipes. One man, who wishes to be referred to as Andy Oxidant, sent The Scallion a list of how to make healthy......
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Police Notter

Reading Time: 2 minutesMORGAN HENDERSON Special to the Scallion   Monday 10:20 a.m. Kevin Baker was ticketed for vaping in Fenton Hall. He claims that it’s not that big of a deal. Tuesday 6:00 p.m. Resident Director Archie Flanders reports a record amount of toilet paper rolls stolen from supply closets throughout Disney......

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