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Report: College professors out to make your day a living hell: Believe the rumors

      PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist   After being caught having sexual relations with multiple dinosaurs in the Science Center, freshman biology major Winky Houdini passed out from exhaustion last week. This exhaustion, according to doctors, wasn’t caused by prehistoric coitus but rather a tough workload this semester. Upon......

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