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Trump goes on tweet storm about Hurricane Harvey

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 6, 2017

September 6, 2017

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Lampoonist Everyone knows that Trump’s Twitter tirades are to be expected when he’s actually aware of something going on in the world. This week, the Lampoon decided to follow Trump’s Twitter feed during Hurricane Harvey: “Someone told me that there was a hurricane coming. Fake News.......

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Lampoon’s guide to spotting fake news

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 6, 2017August 25, 2019

September 6, 2017August 25, 2019

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Lampoonist With fabrications spinning out of the White House left and right, you need to put on your trench coats, grab your magnifying glasses and start spotting fake news. Rather, you could just learn some of these tricks people at the Lampoon recommend. That’d be cool,......

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Fredonia campus opens new skatepark: “There’s no way he just landed that”

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 6, 2017

September 6, 2017

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist As of last week, Fredonia students embarking on their daily walk from McEwen to the Williams Center will now be offered more gnarly, shred-tastic and tubular spots to skateboard as the pathway has become a full-blown skatepark. Officials at Fredonia have become outraged at......

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Police Notters

Contributor to The LeaderAugust 30, 2017

August 30, 2017

EMMA PATTERSON Assistant Lampoon Editor Monday, August 28, 2017 Thirty-eight students were rushed to Lograsso Hall in a blind panic Sunday evening, each complaining of sore eyes and sunspots. When one student was asked why he ignored the near-constant warnings circulating the internet about the eclipse, he could only......

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“Wolfenstein” developer MachineGames apologizes for promoting violence against Nazis

Contributor to The LeaderAugust 30, 2017

August 30, 2017

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor In our turbulent world, one message has come across loud and clear: under no circumstance is it okay to physically harm anybody. Especially if that person believes himself/herself to be part of some superior master race. Punching a Nazi is just as bad as the......

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Millions apply for disability after staring right into the solar eclipse

Contributor to The LeaderAugust 30, 2017

August 30, 2017

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Lampoonist It was a bizarre day Aug. 21. Early in the morning lightning struck Old Main Drive, almost killing one student who had been stumbling back to campus, drunk. One might think Ben Frenklyn was lucky to escape the lightning, but that very same day he went......

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Tips for incoming freshmen, making the most of the semester

Contributor to The LeaderAugust 30, 2017

August 30, 2017

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Lampoonist As another semester begins and everyone is full of false confidence, now is a good time to address the freshmen on campus. Transfer students should take this advice, too. Trust me, I wish I knew this when I transferred. The first and foremost piece of advice......

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Plastic bags take revenge on campus

Contributor to The LeaderMay 3, 2017

May 3, 2017

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Lampoonist After being banned from campus for a week, the plastic bags have taken revenge. Using Fredonia’s windy weather to their advantage, the plastic bags started attacking innocent pedestrians. We were able to get a brief comment from one of the plastic bags about......

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Tips on How to Pass Your Finals with Flying Colors

Contributor to The LeaderMay 3, 2017

May 3, 2017

EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist As Finals Week approaches, now is totally the best time to experiment with some new study methods! Try to find your inner study god(dess) by hiking to the top of the nearest snowy mountain and meditating for a week. Panic when you......

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Police Notters

Contributor to The LeaderMay 3, 2017August 25, 2019

May 3, 2017August 25, 2019

KILGORE TROUT Guest Lampoonist MONDAY, APRIL 24, 2017 10:12 a.m. A student was reportedly engaging in lewd behavior outside of University Commons. Upon investigation, it became clear that to University Police that, while some would consider it “art,” that doesn’t mean indecent exposure isn’t a......

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Trump goes on tweet storm about Hurricane Harvey

Lampoon’s guide to spotting fake news

Fredonia campus opens new skatepark: “There’s no way he just landed that”

Police Notters

“Wolfenstein” developer MachineGames apologizes for promoting violence against Nazis

Millions apply for disability after staring right into the solar eclipse

Tips for incoming freshmen, making the most of the semester

Plastic bags take revenge on campus

Tips on How to Pass Your Finals with Flying Colors

Police Notters