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R.I.P lil’ Scallion, long live lil’ Scallion: How could a vegetable do that to another vegetable?

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 8, 2017

November 8, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesAMBER MATTICE Managing Editor We’ve all heard the saying “the good die young” and, in this case, it was almost true. Hal Scallion, who came to The Leader not too long ago, was found half eaten and is currently in intensive care at the local veggie hospital. Gary Tomato,......

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Student opens up bootleg restaurant in his dorm room

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 8, 2017August 17, 2019

November 8, 2017August 17, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag The food options on campus are becoming increasingly limited with the passing of each semester. Those with more than 40 credits under their belt will remember the glory days of yesteryear when one could go to Tim Horton’s past 5 p.m. and when Willies was......

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Feast your eyes on Fredonia’s food hotspots

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 8, 2017

November 8, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor All college students understand the pivotal role food plays in our daily lives. Luckily for us, there are plenty of off-campus dining options for when Cranston is terrifying and Tim Horton’s is inevitably closed. So the next time you’re on page 18 of your......

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The Daredevils’s Guide to Stress Relief

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2017

November 3, 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutesMidterms are stressful and the work doesn’t stop. Unhealthy coping mechanisms are common on college campuses, and that’s why I’ve enlisted the help of Ken Evil, local stuntman, to compile this list of the top five ways to handle residual stress after midterms are over. 1. Skydive without a......

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Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2017

November 3, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag Monday, Oct. 23, 2017 Uncontrollable screaming was heard coming from outside of the library around 10:30 p.m. Upon investigation, it was discovered the screams were coming from an excited Pokémon Go player who had caught a shiny Sableye. A large group of squirrels were seen......

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David S. Pumpkins temporarily released from SNL dungeon

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2017

November 3, 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor Since last year’s surreal Halloween episode, fans of SNL have been waiting for one man and one man only — David S. Pumpkins — to make his Halloween debut. An SNL intern discovered exactly where the seasonal SNL characters are kept when he was......

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Student’s report temporary superintelligence from contaminated water

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2017

November 3, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag The multiple water main breaks that occurred last weekend left Fredonia students to boil water before consuming it, as the water was contaminated. Prior to checking their emails, however, many students accidentally consumed the contaminated water by either drinking it or brushing their teeth. At......

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Impending ice age calls for chilly tactics

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 25, 2017

October 25, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag In the upcoming month, University Police is set to begin conducting “midwinter fire drills.” Fredonia State has recognized the need to prepare for the inevitable ice age that is bound to happen. The breaking news story was leaked from clothing stores nearby who are desperate......

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Parents weekend returns: All truths revealed

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 25, 2017

October 25, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag Parents weekend is among us, and that means that many of you will be visited by your familial overlords and will need places to take them to give them a glimpse of life here on campus. There are the obvious spots that everyone expects to......

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A nation divided

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 25, 2017August 25, 2019

October 25, 2017August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesDOMINIC MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion America could handle the rampant racism, gun violence, embryo murders and McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce riots, but there is no possible way a nation could withstand the most divisive question since the dawn of computers: “How is the abbreviated form of the graphics interchange......

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R.I.P lil’ Scallion, long live lil’ Scallion: How could a vegetable do that to another vegetable?

Student opens up bootleg restaurant in his dorm room

Feast your eyes on Fredonia’s food hotspots

The Daredevils’s Guide to Stress Relief

Police Notter

David S. Pumpkins temporarily released from SNL dungeon

Student’s report temporary superintelligence from contaminated water

Impending ice age calls for chilly tactics

Parents weekend returns: All truths revealed

A nation divided