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A PSA for stupid people who need some pretty basic advice

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 15, 2017

November 15, 2017

Reading Time: < 1 minuteAMBER MATTICE Managing Editor The question we, at The Scallion, are asking today is “When can you touch someone without their consent?” In lieu of recent events on campus, in Hollywood and, ya know, the world in general, here is a complicated, drawn-out and very scientific answer: ...

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Trump’s aides are no match for the terrible twos

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 15, 2017September 9, 2019

November 15, 2017September 9, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor It was all hands on deck at the country’s busiest day-care center — the White House — this weekend. The president’s aides were determined to do whatever they could to keep everyone’s favorite man-child, Donald Trump, away from everyone’s favorite psycho, Vladimir Putin, at......

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Cleansing flood sweeps through Fredonia

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 15, 2017

November 15, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag The great flood has hit Fredonia and, like a well-needed rain on a crop, it has brought rejuvenation through the downtown area. As many homeowners on Canadaway had flood damage on the brain, one business owner saw a rare and free opportunity to improve their......

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Calios releases new “Study Buddy” calzone

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 8, 2017

November 8, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag Finals are closer than they appear on the calendar. In order to cope with long sleepless nights of migraines and confusion as students try to grasp material they should have grasped months ago, Calios has come up with a solution. “Introducing the ‘Study Buddy’ to......

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R.I.P lil’ Scallion, long live lil’ Scallion: How could a vegetable do that to another vegetable?

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 8, 2017

November 8, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesAMBER MATTICE Managing Editor We’ve all heard the saying “the good die young” and, in this case, it was almost true. Hal Scallion, who came to The Leader not too long ago, was found half eaten and is currently in intensive care at the local veggie hospital. Gary Tomato,......

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Student opens up bootleg restaurant in his dorm room

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 8, 2017August 17, 2019

November 8, 2017August 17, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag The food options on campus are becoming increasingly limited with the passing of each semester. Those with more than 40 credits under their belt will remember the glory days of yesteryear when one could go to Tim Horton’s past 5 p.m. and when Willies was......

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Feast your eyes on Fredonia’s food hotspots

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 8, 2017

November 8, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor All college students understand the pivotal role food plays in our daily lives. Luckily for us, there are plenty of off-campus dining options for when Cranston is terrifying and Tim Horton’s is inevitably closed. So the next time you’re on page 18 of your......

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The Daredevils’s Guide to Stress Relief

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2017

November 3, 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutesMidterms are stressful and the work doesn’t stop. Unhealthy coping mechanisms are common on college campuses, and that’s why I’ve enlisted the help of Ken Evil, local stuntman, to compile this list of the top five ways to handle residual stress after midterms are over. 1. Skydive without a......

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Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2017

November 3, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag Monday, Oct. 23, 2017 Uncontrollable screaming was heard coming from outside of the library around 10:30 p.m. Upon investigation, it was discovered the screams were coming from an excited Pokémon Go player who had caught a shiny Sableye. A large group of squirrels were seen......

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David S. Pumpkins temporarily released from SNL dungeon

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2017

November 3, 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor Since last year’s surreal Halloween episode, fans of SNL have been waiting for one man and one man only — David S. Pumpkins — to make his Halloween debut. An SNL intern discovered exactly where the seasonal SNL characters are kept when he was......

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A PSA for stupid people who need some pretty basic advice

Trump’s aides are no match for the terrible twos

Cleansing flood sweeps through Fredonia

Calios releases new “Study Buddy” calzone

R.I.P lil’ Scallion, long live lil’ Scallion: How could a vegetable do that to another vegetable?

Student opens up bootleg restaurant in his dorm room

Feast your eyes on Fredonia’s food hotspots

The Daredevils’s Guide to Stress Relief

Police Notter

David S. Pumpkins temporarily released from SNL dungeon