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The Scallion’s tour of Air Force One

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 7, 2018

February 7, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag Although the government is over a trillion dollars in debt, that has not impacted the budgeting for Air Force One (if there even was budgeting!) The other day, I had the opportunity to tour this plane, which is by far more expensive than my entire......

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Scallion Psychic’s prediction for 2018

Contributor to The LeaderJanuary 31, 2018August 25, 2019

January 31, 2018August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesGILCHRIST SHIPTON Staff Scallywag Hello! I am the resident psychic here at The Scallion and it is that time to make predictions for 2018. First, let us grab the low hanging fruit: the seemingly bottomless well of Trump news will not run dry this year (oh boy). Alright, now......

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Spring into action to survive post-break blues

Contributor to The LeaderJanuary 31, 2018

January 31, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutes ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag Well, here we are. Somehow, it is already the second week of classes and although syllabus week was nice, it probably already has, or will soon, sink in that this semester is going to start demanding actual effort from you (I know this is......

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The rising Tide of edible product placement

Contributor to The LeaderJanuary 31, 2018

January 31, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag Tide Pods, otherwise known as the forbidden fruit, have become a popular food choice amongst rebellious teens, unattended babies and the elderly. When other companies such as Gain and Downy found out that Tide Pods were being eaten, they immediately decided to introduce new products......

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Students try desperately to avoid getting the flu

Contributor to The LeaderJanuary 31, 2018

January 31, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Editor of The Scallion The 2017-2018 flu season has proven itself to be the most dangerous in almost a decade, according to panicked news anchors and moms everywhere. Any responsible college student knows that when the flu strikes, the one thing that makes it better is the......

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Are you dumb, or stupid?

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 6, 2017

December 6, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Editor for The Scallion At The Scallion, we like to ask the hard questions. The questions that no one else will dare to ask. Who invented the doorknob? Does pineapple go on pizza? Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster our lord and savior? But today, in preparation for......

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Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 6, 2017

December 6, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesAVRIL KING Social Media Manager and Assistant Sports Editor Monday, Nov. 27 A student was seen drawing a large pentagram in the middle of the quad. When questioned, the student explained that they were attempting to summon Satan to write their final paper for them. Chegg’s servers went down......

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Politics was this Thanksgiving’s ugly centerpiece on the dinner table as debates turned brutal

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 6, 2017August 25, 2019

December 6, 2017August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes SETH MICHAEL MEYER Assistant News Editor This year’s Thanksgiving has reportedly been more brutal than usual as many self-proclaimed social justice warriors squared up against their “MAGA” hat-wearing uncles in heated debates. The arguments over the holiday had a political theme with topics such as healthcare, the GOP......

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Fredonia student “shocked and ashamed” about neglected Thanksgiving break homework

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 6, 2017

December 6, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor A hollow wind whipped through Fredonia last Monday morning when students across campus all came to the same realization: Thanksgiving break is really, really short. The Scallion decided to talk to Dan Druff, a junior, who felt a similar cold chill setting in his......

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Fredonia announces the return of ‘Re-stress for Success’

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 6, 2017

December 6, 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag Finals week is upon us, and due to the outcry from last year, “Re-stress for Success” is back! Now bigger and better than ever before! In preparation for such an inspiring program, this writer has waited a whole 43 hours past deadline to begin this......

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The Scallion’s tour of Air Force One

Scallion Psychic’s prediction for 2018

Spring into action to survive post-break blues

The rising Tide of edible product placement

Students try desperately to avoid getting the flu

Are you dumb, or stupid?

Police Notter

Politics was this Thanksgiving’s ugly centerpiece on the dinner table as debates turned brutal

Fredonia student “shocked and ashamed” about neglected Thanksgiving break homework

Fredonia announces the return of ‘Re-stress for Success’