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Drake’s new album filled with tears: Fans drown in Drake’s rich melancholy

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PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist   Before he was wheelchair Jimmy, Aubrey Drake Graham, or Drake, told his “Degrassi: The Next Generation” co-stars he would one day release an album that was literally filled with tears. That day came last Friday as Drake released “I’m Sad. Hear Me Out. Pass the......
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Missiles leak out of North Korea’s arsenal: The harder you hop the farther it goes

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  PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist   This past week, news is more depressing than the traditional brutalist architecture on campus leaked out over the internet: North Korea has missiles. However, these missiles aren’t harmful in the slightest. They can actually be used for wildly entertaining purposes. In a chilling call......
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Trump travel ban receives coveted 5-star rating from ISIS: Dayum! That’s a great ban!

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PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist   The severely outdated and irrelevant restaurant-locating website Yelp just received news that an organization had awarded Trump’s travel ban five stars. The totally peaceful and fun-loving organization that distributed the perfect rating? ISIS. News had broke that ISIS gave Trump’s travel ban the coveted five-star......
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Fake news filter removes Conway from internet

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EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist Facebook’s new “fake news filters” caused a moderate amount of outrage among Donald Trump supporters last week when they accidentally filtered out, to the relief of pretty much everyone, Kellyanne Conway interviews. Incensed Facebook users took to Facebook to rant about boycotting Facebook. “I joined Facepage......
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