June 14, 2026
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“Nambia” to be the focus of next International Cooking Demo at Lanford House

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesBIRGER VANWESENBEECK Special to The Scallion Since 2016, Fredonia’s Lanford House has regularly hosted international cookouts where Fredonia faculty share recipes from their respective international cuisines with colleagues. Previous editions of the very successful series have focused on India, Paraguay, Italy, Turkey and Brazil. Now Fredonia is taking the series......
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Police Notter

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Lampoonist Thursday, Sept. 21 On Food Truck Thursday, a fight broke out between a student and a food truck. The food truck — who would like to remain nameless — only had enough rations to serve one more person. The student insisted to be served after waiting......
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Ted Cruz nailed for using private porn server

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Reading Time: 2 minutesDOMINIC MAGISTRO Special to the Lampoon Following the Sept. 11 Twitter porn scandal, everyone’s favorite blobfish, Ted Cruz, is under investigation for reportedly using taxpayer dollars to fund a private server exclusively for his pornographic websites. We all know Ted Cruz stands for “family values” and embezzling government funds is......
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Toys ‘R’ Us opens adult section in an attempt to recover from bankruptcy

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Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ & ALEJANDRA GONZALEZ Staff Lampoonist and Special to the Lampoon Toys “R” Us is going bankrupt! The store is yet another tragic victim of our increasingly e-commerce economy. But don’t fret children — they aren’t going down without a fight! Recent surveys have shown that the main demographic......
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It’s a “no way” for Jose: Trump puts the hurricane in timeout

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Reading Time: 2 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist   The most decorated fight in United States history happened last week. It wasn’t the highly televised and clear cash grab that was the Mayweather-McGregor fight, but rather the fight between hurricane Irma and Jose. Jose ultimately lost the fight as brony and President Donald Trump......
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New head of NASA announces flat earth truther initiative

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Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Lampoonist   The fresh Trump appointee of the week is now headed over to see what he can do to the NASA program. Jim Birdenstine, an avid climate denier, has now taken the reigns, and he is turning this ship so far into a different direction that......
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