Alberto Gonzalez Special to the Lampoon Julian Assange is back in the headlines for his continued effort to fight off the united bureaucratic agencies of the world. This most recent development of the continued efforts to disrupt the political system of the world’s policeman, also known as the U.S., has......

  Kilgore Trout Guest Lampoonist Now that you’ve failed all of your midterm exams, it’s time to think about everyone’s favorite subject: taking more classes. Unless your Powerball numbers finally get called, you’re going to have to endure yet another semester of forgetting about assignments and testing what “excused absence”......