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Many students sick from drinking after the second presidential debate

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2016September 1, 2019

October 19, 2016September 1, 2019

JACLYN SPIEZIA Special to the Lampoon Many millennials are struggling with the idea of whether or not they should vote, and if so, for whom. Although many thought that watching the debates would be a good idea in helping with their decision, they were only able to get......

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7 predictions for tonight’s debate

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2016August 25, 2019

October 19, 2016August 25, 2019

EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist All eyes will be on Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton tonight when the presidential candidates debate for the last time in Las Vegas. After being unable to turn away from the metaphorical car wreck of the previous two debates, the Lampoon has compiled a list......

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Make America Bald-Win again: Trump gets dumped for ‘SNL’ caricature artist

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 13, 2016August 25, 2019

October 13, 2016August 25, 2019

EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist It seems Hillary Clinton isn’t Donald Trump’s only competition this election season. After Alec Baldwin’s spot-on impersonation of the Republican Presidential nominee in the season 42 premiere of “Saturday Night Live,” Trump supporters everywhere have abandoned their leader in favor of Baldwin’s “more bigly” version......

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Opinion: Bills should call it quits before it’s too late

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 13, 2016

October 13, 2016

JACLYN SPIEZIA Special to the Lampoon As all of you know, Buffalo, New York is home to the Buffalo Bills football team. What some of you may not know is that this is not a fact to really be proud of. Well, at least it hasn’t been in almost a......

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The Lampoon’s Guide to Halloween Costumes

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 13, 2016

October 13, 2016

D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist With Halloween drawing near, most of us are racking our brains for costume ideas. In this age of ingenuity, we strive to impress our peers with our creativity and innovation, but sometimes we hit a wall. Never fear: here are a few ideas to......

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Lampoon Investigation: Are hurricanes bad for you?

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 13, 2016August 25, 2019

October 13, 2016August 25, 2019

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist This past week, Hurricane Matthew has ravaged the countries of the Caribbean and the southern coast of the United States. The Lampoon stood in front of the television screen, scratching their chins and thinking to themselves, “Are hurricanes harmful to your health?” Staff member and......

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Death by debate 47 percent of voters reportedly die of boredom after VP debate

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 13, 2016

October 13, 2016

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor The vice presidential debate finally received some mainstream attention and proved once and for all that these debates should remain irrelevant. With such an intense election season, people from all over the world tuned in hoping to see Clinton and Trump’s Mini-Me’s debate like their masters.......

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Election 2016: Trump blows it bigly, disappears

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 6, 2016August 25, 2019

October 6, 2016August 25, 2019

D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist Not surprisingly, the first presidential debate of 2016 left most Americans in an uproar about the potential leader of the U.S. The situation became significantly more intense, however, when it was announced that Donald Trump had mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter, and that debate moderator Lester Holt......

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A hot and steamy affair: Pornographic sites now emphasize importance of voting

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 6, 2016

October 6, 2016

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist In the wake of the first presidential debate, voting awareness has reached an all-time high. Some of the richest celebrities in the world even went as far as posing in an obviously staged and corny photograph last week, conveying the November ritual. But if......

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Trump’s tax returns recovered from Clinton’s deleted emails

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 6, 2016August 25, 2019

October 6, 2016August 25, 2019

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon Politics in many ways is like chess, and although this year’s political games constantly has the feel of a watered down form of checkers, there are still moves to be made. One strategical move was made last Monday during the presidential debate. This was......

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Many students sick from drinking after the second presidential debate

7 predictions for tonight’s debate

Make America Bald-Win again: Trump gets dumped for ‘SNL’ caricature artist

Opinion: Bills should call it quits before it’s too late

The Lampoon’s Guide to Halloween Costumes

Lampoon Investigation: Are hurricanes bad for you?

Death by debate 47 percent of voters reportedly die of boredom after VP debate

Election 2016: Trump blows it bigly, disappears

A hot and steamy affair: Pornographic sites now emphasize importance of voting

Trump’s tax returns recovered from Clinton’s deleted emails