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To the next POTUS: We need to talk

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 6, 2016August 25, 2019

October 6, 2016August 25, 2019

WE THE PEOPLE United States Citizens To the next POTUS, First of all, congratulations on winning the election. It was a long road and a hard fight, but you have officially secured your seat in the Oval Office for the next four years. There’s just one problem: it’s......

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New flu shots add immunity to politics

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 6, 2016

October 6, 2016

EMMA PATTERSON Special to the Lampoon The weather is cooler, stress levels are rising and LoGrasso Hall’s health center is filled with students. This can only mean one thing: election season is upon us once again. “So far, the Fall 2016 semester has seen the largest influx of infected......

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Falling down a Pitt: Brad Pitt hits rock bottom at Fredonia Tim Hortons

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2016

September 28, 2016

EMMA PATTERSON Special to the Lampoon The world collectively gasped Tuesday when it was reported that Angelina Jolie, a dedicated humanitarian, women’s rights activist, actress and mother of six, filed for divorce from her husband Brad Pitt, an actor. Since then, Pitt has been at the mercy of angry social......

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Nine reasons we absolutely hate clickbait: Number four will shock you!

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2016

September 28, 2016

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor At the Lampoon, we despise clickbait articles. We considered making a legitimate article explaining why, but we figured this way would be easier. So keep reading to find out why we hate clickbait! Clickbait is just another way for websites to get views. It gives......

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What on Earth has he done now? Donald Trump’s actions now popular Google search

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2016September 9, 2019

September 28, 2016September 9, 2019

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist On a weekday in Fredonia, there are many things you can engage in for fun. You can watch the “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” head to Sunny’s to drown in cheap drinks, or simply Google search “What has Donald Trump done now?” As Trump continues......

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Supreme Court rules the First Amendment only applies when you agree with it

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2016August 25, 2019

September 28, 2016August 25, 2019

D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist One of the greatest parts of the U.S. Constitution is the First Amendment, which protects an individual’s right to free speech, protest and overall expression of opinion, more or less. However, with recent and ongoing protests against issues such as police brutality and political insanity,......

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Skittles deemed dangerous by government

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2016August 25, 2019

September 28, 2016August 25, 2019

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon In an ever-changing political landscape in the United States, our country has decided the best course of action is to take one more unified step toward what can only be described as “so safe it hurts.” No longer are the days of living life......

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Student falls out of Williams Center from second floor

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2016

September 28, 2016

JACLYN SPIEZIA Special to the Lampoon Late last Thursday night, one student, who we will keep anonymous for privacy purposes, was on the way towards the parking lot by Fenton Hall and thought it would be a great idea to use the Spine Bridge as a short cut. Little......

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Lampoon Investigation: Unasked questions about the Census Bureau release

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 21, 2016September 2, 2019

September 21, 2016September 2, 2019

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon When looking at the recent headlines, there has been a boom in news about the growth of the middle class for the first time in years, as well as the increase in wealth in the poor in the U.S. Although important, the......

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How to survive Thompson Hall

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 21, 2016September 2, 2019

September 21, 2016September 2, 2019

JACLYN SPIEZIA Special to the Lampoon Of all the buildings on campus, Thompson Hall is notorious for ensnaring even the most seasoned explorer in its traps. This guide will give you everything you need to make it out alive. Tip 1: When making your schedule, think twice about......

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From the Desk of Henry Domst: Design Editor

From the Desk of Sierra Mills: Chief Copy Editor

[SATIRE] An interview with The Bachelor’s winner, Henry Domst

[OPINION] What COVID-19 inadvertently taught us

ITS unveils stratigic plan for technology

Dr. Kathryn Kendall takes on enrollment

To the next POTUS: We need to talk

New flu shots add immunity to politics

Falling down a Pitt: Brad Pitt hits rock bottom at Fredonia Tim Hortons

Nine reasons we absolutely hate clickbait: Number four will shock you!

What on Earth has he done now? Donald Trump’s actions now popular Google search

Supreme Court rules the First Amendment only applies when you agree with it

Skittles deemed dangerous by government

Student falls out of Williams Center from second floor

Lampoon Investigation: Unasked questions about the Census Bureau release

How to survive Thompson Hall