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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderApril 1, 2016August 15, 2019

April 1, 2016August 15, 2019

Aries Midterms got you down? That’s alright. At least you don’t have to worry about disappointing your parents; they’ve been disappointed for a while. Taurus You may get catcalled on your way home from Fred Mart. Lunge at your assailants with the full fury of the heavens. ......

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Sarah Palin withdraws Trump endorsement Pro-Sanders polar bear attacks Palin household

Contributor to The LeaderApril 1, 2016August 25, 2019

April 1, 2016August 25, 2019

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor Three things are now certain in life: Death, taxes and the fact that whenever Sarah Palin makes a public appearance, no one needs to make fun of her — she just does it on her own. There are never any exceptions to this rule,......

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What happens to those left on campus during break?

Contributor to The LeaderApril 1, 2016

April 1, 2016

G. Ravioli Staff Lampoonist As students flocked back to campus after their long-awaited Spring Break, they were left dumbfounded by what greeted them. As some of the quad-dwelling students were heading back to their dorms, they heard a strange chant coming from nearby — almost like that of......

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Web Exclusive: Patty’s Day changes its vibe Greenery and leprechauns bid adieu

Contributor to The LeaderApril 1, 2016August 25, 2019

April 1, 2016August 25, 2019

PATRICK BENNETT Lampoon St. Patty’s Day once was a holiday you could share with your family and, more importantly, your boys. The joyous experience celebrating all things green and Irish came crashing down before everyone’s drunken eyes. This year, the United Association Holiday Organization or (U-A-HO) decided they......

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Sharp shooting with Bernie Sanders uses NRA endorsement to build ‘trinkets’

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 21, 2016August 25, 2019

March 21, 2016August 25, 2019

Ravioli Staff Lampoonist A plot-twisting event leading up to the next presidential election was the recent Democratic debate where Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton were asked to discuss their views on gun control. Sanders remarked that holding gun manufacturers accountable for gun-related crimes essentially equates to claiming......

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Freshmenitis Warm weather causes freshmen to forget they have three years to go

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 21, 2016September 2, 2019

March 21, 2016September 2, 2019

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor ‘Tis the season for dad bods and a plummeting GPA. With spring break only days away, midterms and stress have become more common than usual. While this is no surprise, what is a new shocker is that some students are nowhere to be......

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Fredonia: Where fun fests were a tradition AcaFest week-long music festival ‘gets weird’

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 21, 2016August 15, 2019

March 21, 2016August 15, 2019

JESSICA D’NONSENS Lampoonist Fredonia a cappella groups get together each year to host AcaFest, which usually happens on a Saturday for two hours. Some Like Hot, the all-female a cappella group that organizes the event, brings in groups from all over the state to sing. This year, however,......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 21, 2016August 15, 2019

March 21, 2016August 15, 2019

THE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist Aries Your free Amazon Prime subscription expired. So did your free Spotify trial. You may want to check your bank account. Taurus If you hear someone scream this during the week, don’t play the hero. There’s nothing you can do to save that......

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Headliners Spectrum should have chosen Spring Concert featuring a Lupe Fiasco hologram

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 21, 2016

March 21, 2016

G. EMMO Staff Lampoonist Spectrum may have had the best intentions when choosing the headliner for the Spring Concert (not FREDFest), but unfortunately it missed the mark by choosing the white Boston rapper Sammy Adams. (Disclaimer: not the beer — which you’ll need plenty of to enjoy the show.)......

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But wait … there’s more What’s O.J. have nestled in his backyard?

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 21, 2016

March 21, 2016

PATRICK BENNETT Special to the Lampoon Developments on the now ancient (22 years ago) murder trial involving O.J. Simpson and ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson, have recently made headlines. A knife was found on the ex “Naked Gun” star’s property, along with a slew of other memorabilia leading to......

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Horoscopes

Sarah Palin withdraws Trump endorsement Pro-Sanders polar bear attacks Palin household

What happens to those left on campus during break?

Web Exclusive: Patty’s Day changes its vibe Greenery and leprechauns bid adieu

Sharp shooting with Bernie Sanders uses NRA endorsement to build ‘trinkets’

Freshmenitis Warm weather causes freshmen to forget they have three years to go

Fredonia: Where fun fests were a tradition AcaFest week-long music festival ‘gets weird’

Horoscopes

Headliners Spectrum should have chosen Spring Concert featuring a Lupe Fiasco hologram

But wait … there’s more What’s O.J. have nestled in his backyard?