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Nine reasons we absolutely hate clickbait: Number four will shock you!

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2016

September 28, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor At the Lampoon, we despise clickbait articles. We considered making a legitimate article explaining why, but we figured this way would be easier. So keep reading to find out why we hate clickbait! Clickbait is just another way for websites to get views. It gives......

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What on Earth has he done now? Donald Trump’s actions now popular Google search

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2016September 9, 2019

September 28, 2016September 9, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist On a weekday in Fredonia, there are many things you can engage in for fun. You can watch the “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” head to Sunny’s to drown in cheap drinks, or simply Google search “What has Donald Trump done now?” As Trump continues......

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Supreme Court rules the First Amendment only applies when you agree with it

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2016August 25, 2019

September 28, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesD. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist One of the greatest parts of the U.S. Constitution is the First Amendment, which protects an individual’s right to free speech, protest and overall expression of opinion, more or less. However, with recent and ongoing protests against issues such as police brutality and political insanity,......

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Skittles deemed dangerous by government

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2016August 25, 2019

September 28, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon In an ever-changing political landscape in the United States, our country has decided the best course of action is to take one more unified step toward what can only be described as “so safe it hurts.” No longer are the days of living life......

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Student falls out of Williams Center from second floor

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2016

September 28, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Special to the Lampoon Late last Thursday night, one student, who we will keep anonymous for privacy purposes, was on the way towards the parking lot by Fenton Hall and thought it would be a great idea to use the Spine Bridge as a short cut. Little......

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Lampoon Investigation: Unasked questions about the Census Bureau release

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 21, 2016September 2, 2019

September 21, 2016September 2, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes ALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon When looking at the recent headlines, there has been a boom in news about the growth of the middle class for the first time in years, as well as the increase in wealth in the poor in the U.S. Although important, the......

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How to survive Thompson Hall

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 21, 2016September 2, 2019

September 21, 2016September 2, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Special to the Lampoon Of all the buildings on campus, Thompson Hall is notorious for ensnaring even the most seasoned explorer in its traps. This guide will give you everything you need to make it out alive. Tip 1: When making your schedule, think twice about......

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Clinton collapses during 9/11 ceremony, patriotic Americans lose it

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 21, 2016August 25, 2019

September 21, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist After Colin Kaepernick’s decision to kneel during the national anthem, there has been an uproar from the population of loyal Americans whining about what it means to be respectful and patriotic in their country. Fuel was only added to the fire after a video......

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Galaxy Note 7: The U.S. military’s perfect weapon

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 21, 2016

September 21, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist Technological powerhouse and company-you-strongly-associate-with-child-labor Samsung has just released the Galaxy Note 7. The Note is a whopping five and some inches, but male customers insist it’s at least six. One haunting discovery concerning the phone is that it could explode into flames at any minute.......

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Cranston now offers choke-free food

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 21, 2016

September 21, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor After a wild week of students choking left and right, Cranston Marche is now scrapping its entire menu and replacing it with food you can’t choke on, even if you tried. The change became official when, surprise, another student choked on the food in Cranston.......

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Nine reasons we absolutely hate clickbait: Number four will shock you!

What on Earth has he done now? Donald Trump’s actions now popular Google search

Supreme Court rules the First Amendment only applies when you agree with it

Skittles deemed dangerous by government

Student falls out of Williams Center from second floor

Lampoon Investigation: Unasked questions about the Census Bureau release

How to survive Thompson Hall

Clinton collapses during 9/11 ceremony, patriotic Americans lose it

Galaxy Note 7: The U.S. military’s perfect weapon

Cranston now offers choke-free food