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Fredonia changes official mascot: Sports teams to be addressed as the Harambe State Harambes

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Reading Time: 2 minutesRICK HARRISON Staff Lampoonist   Rick Harrison here, reporting from my pawn shop. In order to pay tribute to the late Harambe, a gorilla who was killed at the Cincinnati Zoo in May, the athletics program will be changing its name and logo. The announcement came from Athletic Director Greg......
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Commotion with the Ocean: R&B star disappears, causes widespread panic

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Reading Time: 3 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist   Frank Ocean released his second studio album, “Blonde,” last week to a lengthy list of praise from both critics and die-hard Frank-O-philes. In celebration of the R&B superstar’s newest release, Frank, whose real name is Joey Fatone, held a public press conference in the parking......
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Faster than the speed of blame: Usain Bolt is faster than your partner’s assumptions, new study suggests

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor   Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt has once again wiped the competition, earning three gold medals during the 2016 Olympics. He is so fast that a recent study done by Yale University determined that Bolt is faster than the assumptions made by your partner, or the same......
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“Trash statue” stolen and recycled at Tops

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Reading Time: 2 minutesV. RAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist   Throughout SUNY Fredonia’s history, money and budget cuts have been a constant source of contention. With the new school year in full swing, Fredonia’s school administrators are right back to agonizing over whether funding should go towards campus employee wages or better things like the......
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The Leader goes out of business under new management

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Reading Time: 3 minutesRAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist     For years, The Leader has kept Fredonia students up-to-date on local news, sporting events and some of the most brilliant satire. The paper’s long success has only been possible because of a constant flow of hard-working and dedicated staff. As usual, executive board elections were......
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We’re all gonna die, but at least break is longer Summer vacation extended due to global warming

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Reading Time: 2 minutesRAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist      With temperatures still hovering around 50-55 degrees Fahrenheit and expected to stay that way through the semester, some would say that Fredonia’s weather is just as messed up as always. The terrifying truth, however, is that global warming is, indeed, real and is showing itself......
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Donald Trump slams The Onion, vomiting, everything else

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist   Donald Trump has a knack for calling out the dishonesty of the media. Out of this, he has created massive appeal, especially from millionaire and undercover Sith Lord Carl Paladino. No news outlet is safe from the Donald’s lashing out at their dishonesty. Not even......
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