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Beyoncé opens ‘Lemonade’ stand to promote new album

Contributor to The LeaderMay 5, 2016

May 5, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesMISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist In order to promote her new album “Lemonade,” Beyoncé is participating in an epic marketing campaign — and she chose Fredonia as the place to start it. She will be opening her very own lemonade stand on the Fredonia campus this week. Yes, you read......

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Contributor to The LeaderMay 5, 2016August 15, 2019

May 5, 2016August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesREBECCA HALE Reverb Co-Editor Aries: You’ve been working your tushie off all semester, so you should probably take the week off. Don’t turn in a single assignment. Don’t even go to class or finals. You’ll still pass, maybe. Taurus: You’ve been wearing the same clothes for weeks. It’s......

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The Leader goes out of business under new management

Contributor to The LeaderMay 5, 2016August 18, 2019

May 5, 2016August 18, 2019

Reading Time: 3 minutesRAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist For years, The Leader has kept Fredonia students up-to-date on local news, sporting events and some of the most brilliant satire. The paper’s long success has only been possible because of a constant flow of hard-working and dedicated staff. As usual, executive board elections were......

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We’re all gonna die, but at least break is longer Summer vacation extended due to global warming

Contributor to The LeaderMay 5, 2016

May 5, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesRAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist With temperatures still hovering around 50-55 degrees Fahrenheit and expected to stay that way through the semester, some would say that Fredonia’s weather is just as messed up as always. The terrifying truth, however, is that global warming is, indeed, real and is showing itself......

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Donald Trump slams The Onion, vomiting, everything else

Contributor to The LeaderMay 5, 2016September 9, 2019

May 5, 2016September 9, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist Donald Trump has a knack for calling out the dishonesty of the media. Out of this, he has created massive appeal, especially from millionaire and undercover Sith Lord Carl Paladino. No news outlet is safe from the Donald’s lashing out at their dishonesty. Not even......

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SEXFest reveals seedy underbelly of Fredonia social scene

Contributor to The LeaderMay 5, 2016

May 5, 2016

Reading Time: 3 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist FWIMFest (First Weekend in May) ended on a surprisingly good note with only 300 reported arrests. Half of these arrests were made either inside or outside of the new festival grounds: SEXFest. The first annual SEXFest was created and condoned by the owners of local......

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Angry cicadas to blame for Ecuadorian earthquake

Contributor to The LeaderMay 1, 2016

May 1, 2016

Reading Time: 3 minutesRAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist After learning of a devastating earthquake moving through Ecuador, investigations were carried out in order to determine its epicenter. Geologists were perplexed, however, when they examined the ground beneath them and were blinded by a flock of cicadas emerging from the soil like a resounding......

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Contributor to The LeaderMay 1, 2016August 15, 2019

May 1, 2016August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist Aries You’re finally going to meet your Tinderfella for a coffee at Upper Crust! Too bad he will literally be a koala bear. You’ve been catfished! Taurus Make a wish upon the stars; you’ll be sloshed and behind bars! Happy birthday, Taurus! ......

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Countdown to FWIMFest #2: Training

Contributor to The LeaderMay 1, 2016September 2, 2019

May 1, 2016September 2, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesRILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor The weekend formerly known as FREDFest — and the weekend currently known as FWIMFest — is just around the corner. The question on everyone’s mind: How do I get ready? Throughout the academic year, students have been preparing for this weekend without even knowing it.......

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‘Game of Thrones’ Spoiler Alert! Virginia Horvath joins the cast

Contributor to The LeaderMay 1, 2016

May 1, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesMISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist The season premiere of “Game of Thrones,” which took place last Sunday, had a special surprise in it. It was kept on the down low for a while now, but the word is finally out now that the episode aired: Virginia Horvath, president of Fredonia,......

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Director of Innovation and Economic Development reportedly retrenched

[SATIRE] Horoscopes

[OPINION] Lovercolumn: Do’s and don’ts of dating

Who started the Butterlow fire? The Leader investigates

Beyoncé opens ‘Lemonade’ stand to promote new album

Horoscopes

The Leader goes out of business under new management

We’re all gonna die, but at least break is longer Summer vacation extended due to global warming

Donald Trump slams The Onion, vomiting, everything else

SEXFest reveals seedy underbelly of Fredonia social scene

Angry cicadas to blame for Ecuadorian earthquake

Horoscopes

Countdown to FWIMFest #2: Training

‘Game of Thrones’ Spoiler Alert! Virginia Horvath joins the cast