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FSA: the pioneers of the meatball sub

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016

March 1, 2016

HARPER FISCHER Special to the Lampoon The Faculty Student Association recently introduced the revolutionary meatball sub to the Centre Point menu. Never seen before on any menu here on campus, students lined up at the cash register, instead of the ever-popular sub line, to order this brand new......

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Lennon’s luscious locks yield musical magic powers Hair sold online — totally worth it

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016August 15, 2019

March 1, 2016August 15, 2019

PATRICK BENNETT Special to the Lampoon The Beatles were known for their beautiful melodies, dope harmonization and culturally diverse instrumentation. What many people fail to realize is that it was all due to member John Lennon’s luscious locks. Recently, strands of John Lennon’s real life hair were sold......

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Obama appoints Herman to the Supreme Court

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016

February 24, 2016

THE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist Everyone hopes to reach that day when he or she can finally chill out, relax and drink lemonade on the beach, all while getting paid. In other words, retirement is awesome. For Vice President of Student Affairs Dr. David Herman, retirement merely means setting up......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016August 15, 2019

February 24, 2016August 15, 2019

PATRICK BENNETT March 21 – April 19 Sometimes a horoscope is unable to guide you to greener pastures. Looking for a motivational alternative? Try DJ Khaled’s Snapchat. April 20 – May 20 Avoid karaoke night this week. Just stay home and sing at your cat instead. May 21......

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Cruz speaks ‘Mexican,’ Trump calls for deportation

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016September 1, 2019

February 24, 2016September 1, 2019

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor The candidates for the GOP are far from representing the “Grand Old Party,” as its abbreviation implies. However, love them or hate them, the Republican GOP candidates provide debates that equate to children fighting over the last lollipop from a suspicious white van.......

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‘The Force Awakens’ a ‘New Hope’ A gyp or a well-formulated crowd-pleaser?

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016

February 24, 2016

GRIFFIN JONES Special to The Lampoon On Dec. 18, 2015, something happened — the likes of which the world has seen before: “Star Wars Episode IV: The Force Awakens” was re-released in American theaters to universal, unquestionable acclaim. Fans turned out in droves, dressed head-to-toe in the same......

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Web Exclusive: Life and Death of Pablo Riot over new album causes worldwide environmental destruction

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016

February 24, 2016

RAVIOLI Special to the Lampoon Kanye West’s new album, “The Life of Pablo” has created a whirlwind of commotion over the course of just a few weeks. Between being released to the public for just hours and West’s recent perplexing claim that the album will “never be for sale,”......

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Fresh for success Details leaked in the Re-Imagining program

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016

February 24, 2016

G. EMMO Staff Lampoonist Last week, The Leader reported that Fredonia was to be one of 44 public universities across the country to participate in the Re-Imagining the First Year of College program, brought in part by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Some details of that program have......

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Review: ‘The Life of Pablo’ Buy it and get Kanye out of debt

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016

February 24, 2016

MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist It first started off as “Swish,” then became “Waves,” but finally, on Feb. 13, Kanye West’s album “The Life of Pablo,” was released to the public. By the public, of course, we mean the very miniscule percentage of the population that is subscribed to......

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Deadpool vs. Beyoncé: Who would win in a fight?

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 18, 2016

February 18, 2016

THE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist Just to be clear, this is Deadpool — the witty, chatty and an all around badass — versus … Beyoncé? Please. Deadpool would undoubtedly win. Look at him. LOOK. AT. HIM. He could take Beyoncé to school and teach her a thing or two with......

From the Desk of Chloe Kowalyk: Editor in Chief

From the Desk of EJ Jacobs: Life & Arts Editor

From the Desk of Jace Jacobs: Asst. Scallion Editor

From the Desk of Nicole Thorson: Art Director

From the Desk of Henry Domst: Design Editor

From the Desk of Sierra Mills: Chief Copy Editor

[SATIRE] An interview with The Bachelor’s winner, Henry Domst

[OPINION] What COVID-19 inadvertently taught us

ITS unveils stratigic plan for technology

Dr. Kathryn Kendall takes on enrollment

FSA: the pioneers of the meatball sub

Lennon’s luscious locks yield musical magic powers Hair sold online — totally worth it

Obama appoints Herman to the Supreme Court

Horoscopes

Cruz speaks ‘Mexican,’ Trump calls for deportation

‘The Force Awakens’ a ‘New Hope’ A gyp or a well-formulated crowd-pleaser?

Web Exclusive: Life and Death of Pablo Riot over new album causes worldwide environmental destruction

Fresh for success Details leaked in the Re-Imagining program

Review: ‘The Life of Pablo’ Buy it and get Kanye out of debt

Deadpool vs. Beyoncé: Who would win in a fight?