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Fey or Palin? Who really endorsed Trump in Iowa?

Contributor to The LeaderJanuary 26, 2016August 25, 2019

January 26, 2016August 25, 2019

EMMO Staff Lampoonist Last week, notorious Republican presidential candidate Donald J. Trump brought out the infamous — or famous, depending on your political views — Sarah Palin to endorse him at the Iowa rally. Unbeknownst to Trump, and everyone else at Iowa State, some people over at NBC had......

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The truth comes out: Trump bullied as child by Muslims

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015August 25, 2019

December 10, 2015August 25, 2019

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor After coming under fire for his proposal to keep Muslim-Americans under surveillance, Republican frontrunner Donald Trump came out and admitted the fuel behind his bigoted fire; he was bullied by Muslim children in middle school. In light of the recent attacks from ISIS and......

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Salvation Army Santas advocate for ‘change’

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015

December 10, 2015

RILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor ‘Tis the season to be jolly, and what’s more jolly than fat, bearded men accosting supermarket shoppers for spare change? They’re not the homeless or your extended, alcoholic family members on Christmas Eve; I’m talking about the one of many Santa Clauses we’ll see when......

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Ho Ho Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015August 15, 2019

December 10, 2015August 15, 2019

PHYLLIS T. CUPP Astrolampoonist Aries The stars hate the pants you’re wearing today. Ask for new ones this holiday, or, better yet, just stop wearing pants altogether. Taurus Sadly, Taurus, your family still has no idea what to get for you for the holiday season. Though you specifically......

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Students vote for alternative names for “dead week”

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015

December 10, 2015

EMMO Staff Lampoonist For over a millennium the week before finals has been dubbed “dead week.” Historians have known for a long time now that the history of “dead week” traces back to the Early Middle Ages in Europe. During Charlemagne’s rule, the “Carolingian Renovatio,” also known as the......

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Carson on climate change: Who’s to blame?

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015September 2, 2019

December 10, 2015September 2, 2019

THE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist The world’s changing, for better or for worse. Soon we may very possibly be living in cities built on ships and barges — which actually sounds really awesome. But even so, we don’t want to be living in an actualized version of the game “Battleship.”......

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From trash to treasure: What to do with Christmas gifts you don’t like

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015

December 10, 2015

MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Sick of not knowing what to do with all of those Christmas gifts that you don’t want every year? Does your unwanted presents pile seem to keep growing? Well, instead of watching them collect dust in a corner of your room, there are plenty of......

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Re-stress for Success encourages slackers to study

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015

December 10, 2015

EMMO Staff Lampoonist Finals week is approaching and for some of you, it can be the difference between barely squeaking by and failing miserably. Now is the time to get the engines running again for the home stretch. To those remarkable scholars who have been nothing short of diligent......

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The attack of the pups: LoGrasso fails to help puppies with anxiety disorders

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015

December 10, 2015

MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist College life is hard enough as a human. But can you imagine going through it as a dog? It’s not easy. First of all, puppies have to deal being ridiculed for the fact that they have to urinate and defecate outdoors for the entire world......

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Fetty Wap to be featured in Mortal Kombat X

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 3, 2015

December 3, 2015

THE FEVER Staff Lampoonist Get ready to leave the trap queens behind and face the enemy. Fetty Wap has been announced as the next featured kombatant in “Mortal Kombat X,” according to NetherRealm Studios. The video game studio has had its eye on making Fetty Wap a featured kombatant......

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Fey or Palin? Who really endorsed Trump in Iowa?

The truth comes out: Trump bullied as child by Muslims

Salvation Army Santas advocate for ‘change’

Ho Ho Horoscopes

Students vote for alternative names for “dead week”

Carson on climate change: Who’s to blame?

From trash to treasure: What to do with Christmas gifts you don’t like

Re-stress for Success encourages slackers to study

The attack of the pups: LoGrasso fails to help puppies with anxiety disorders

Fetty Wap to be featured in Mortal Kombat X