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Enter The Church of Deadpool: From box office hit to world religion

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016August 25, 2019

March 1, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist When it comes to religion, the first things that come to mind are Christianity, Judaism or Islam. All three of these concepts work, but they’re missing one thing: a loudmouth squeezed into red spandex. Take Ryan Reynolds, slap a red costume on him and give......

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Web Exclusive: ‘Right there the whole time’ Police take 12 hours to find murderer

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016

March 1, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutes TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor Police are currently investigating the murder of Ray N. Carnation, who was found dead outside of the Williams Center last Friday. Police reports indicate finding the suspect, Jason Johnson, sitting on a bench next to Carnation 12 hours after the shooting. “We practically......

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You might be a Hitler How to know if you are der Führer

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016

March 1, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutes MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Attention Fredonians: There may be a few Hitlers that walk amongst you. Social scientists claim that everyone makes eye contact with at least three Hitlers per year. However, if you go to school at Fredonia, that number may be a little higher. What causes......

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FSA: the pioneers of the meatball sub

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016

March 1, 2016

Reading Time: < 1 minute HARPER FISCHER Special to the Lampoon The Faculty Student Association recently introduced the revolutionary meatball sub to the Centre Point menu. Never seen before on any menu here on campus, students lined up at the cash register, instead of the ever-popular sub line, to order this brand new......

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Lennon’s luscious locks yield musical magic powers Hair sold online — totally worth it

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016August 15, 2019

March 1, 2016August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes PATRICK BENNETT Special to the Lampoon The Beatles were known for their beautiful melodies, dope harmonization and culturally diverse instrumentation. What many people fail to realize is that it was all due to member John Lennon’s luscious locks. Recently, strands of John Lennon’s real life hair were sold......

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Obama appoints Herman to the Supreme Court

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016

February 24, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist Everyone hopes to reach that day when he or she can finally chill out, relax and drink lemonade on the beach, all while getting paid. In other words, retirement is awesome. For Vice President of Student Affairs Dr. David Herman, retirement merely means setting up......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016August 15, 2019

February 24, 2016August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 3 minutesPATRICK BENNETT March 21 – April 19 Sometimes a horoscope is unable to guide you to greener pastures. Looking for a motivational alternative? Try DJ Khaled’s Snapchat. April 20 – May 20 Avoid karaoke night this week. Just stay home and sing at your cat instead. May 21......

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Cruz speaks ‘Mexican,’ Trump calls for deportation

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016September 1, 2019

February 24, 2016September 1, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor The candidates for the GOP are far from representing the “Grand Old Party,” as its abbreviation implies. However, love them or hate them, the Republican GOP candidates provide debates that equate to children fighting over the last lollipop from a suspicious white van.......

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‘The Force Awakens’ a ‘New Hope’ A gyp or a well-formulated crowd-pleaser?

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016

February 24, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutes GRIFFIN JONES Special to The Lampoon On Dec. 18, 2015, something happened — the likes of which the world has seen before: “Star Wars Episode IV: The Force Awakens” was re-released in American theaters to universal, unquestionable acclaim. Fans turned out in droves, dressed head-to-toe in the same......

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Web Exclusive: Life and Death of Pablo Riot over new album causes worldwide environmental destruction

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016

February 24, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesRAVIOLI Special to the Lampoon Kanye West’s new album, “The Life of Pablo” has created a whirlwind of commotion over the course of just a few weeks. Between being released to the public for just hours and West’s recent perplexing claim that the album will “never be for sale,”......

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes

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Enter The Church of Deadpool: From box office hit to world religion

Web Exclusive: ‘Right there the whole time’ Police take 12 hours to find murderer

You might be a Hitler How to know if you are der Führer

FSA: the pioneers of the meatball sub

Lennon’s luscious locks yield musical magic powers Hair sold online — totally worth it

Obama appoints Herman to the Supreme Court

Horoscopes

Cruz speaks ‘Mexican,’ Trump calls for deportation

‘The Force Awakens’ a ‘New Hope’ A gyp or a well-formulated crowd-pleaser?

Web Exclusive: Life and Death of Pablo Riot over new album causes worldwide environmental destruction