June 13, 2026
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Fredonia announces additional program cuts following finals week

Fredonia has lost the art of the elective

 Orchesis caps off year with ‘Escape Into the Music’

Best photos of the year from Fredonia athletics

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Director of Innovation and Economic Development reportedly retrenched

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Entering the ark two by two Extreme weather forces mass export of students

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Reading Time: 2 minutesRAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist   A long-appreciated quirk of Fredonia is its unpredictable weather, which never fails to keep students on their toes. But opinions change, and with a presumably inevitable flood on the way, students are implementing an ingenious plan to relocate to a calmer climate — they’re building a......
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Sarah Palin withdraws Trump endorsement Pro-Sanders polar bear attacks Palin household

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor   Three things are now certain in life: Death, taxes and the fact that whenever Sarah Palin makes a public appearance, no one needs to make fun of her — she just does it on her own. There are never any exceptions to this rule,......
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Web Exclusive: Patty’s Day changes its vibe Greenery and leprechauns bid adieu

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  PATRICK BENNETT Lampoon   St. Patty’s Day once was a holiday you could share with your family and, more importantly, your boys. The joyous experience celebrating all things green and Irish came crashing down before everyone’s drunken eyes. This year, the United Association Holiday Organization or (U-A-HO) decided they......
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Sharp shooting with Bernie Sanders uses NRA endorsement to build ‘trinkets’

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Reading Time: 3 minutesRavioli     Staff Lampoonist       A plot-twisting event leading up to the next presidential election was the recent Democratic debate where Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton were asked to discuss their views on gun control. Sanders remarked that holding gun manufacturers accountable for gun-related crimes essentially equates to claiming......
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Freshmenitis Warm weather causes freshmen to forget they have three years to go

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor   ‘Tis the season for dad bods and a plummeting GPA. With spring break only days away, midterms and stress have become more common than usual. While this is no surprise, what is a new shocker is that some students are nowhere to be......
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Fredonia: Where fun fests were a tradition AcaFest week-long music festival ‘gets weird’

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  JESSICA D’NONSENS Lampoonist   Fredonia a cappella groups get together each year to host AcaFest, which usually happens on a Saturday for two hours. Some Like Hot, the all-female a cappella group that organizes the event, brings in groups from all over the state to sing. This year, however,......
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