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10-hour wait at Tim Hortons Line spans from Williams Center to Fenton Hall

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 10, 2015

November 10, 2015

MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Fredonia is only a few people away from making it into the Guinness Book of World Records for having the longest line ever at a Tim Hortons. At 2 p.m. on Nov. 8, it was recorded that the line for the on-campus Tim Hortons had......

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Bethesda to release ‘explosive’ DLC The real-life ‘Fallout 4’ experience

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 10, 2015August 25, 2019

November 10, 2015August 25, 2019

THE FEVER Staff Lampoonist War never changes. Not even with the release of a new video game. With “Fallout 4” officially released yesterday, it only seemed appropriate to celebrate in Fallout fashion — with nuclear strikes. In a surprise press conference, Todd Howard, Bethesda Game Studios game director and......

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Trick-or-treating brings ecstasy Halloween candy laced with drugs

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 10, 2015

November 10, 2015

CHARLES PRITCHARD Staff Writer Halloween has come and gone, and there’s only one question on everyone’s lips: how much ecstasy did kids really end up with in their goody bags? A number of candies, which look like everything from smarties to knock-off gummy bears, have been popping up lately,......

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Would you kill these babies? New York Times poll sparks questions of infant mortality

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 10, 2015August 25, 2019

November 10, 2015August 25, 2019

EMMO Staff Lampoonist A couple weeks ago The New York Times asked its readers what they would do when faced with a purely theoretical ethical dilemma. Their question? “If you could go back in time and kill baby Hitler, would you do it?” Interestingly enough, the top answer was......

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America outdoes China United States creates 15-child policy

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 10, 2015August 25, 2019

November 10, 2015August 25, 2019

PHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist Since 1979, China’s one-child policy tilted the scales of birth. Some may say, “But Phyllis! There’s more than one child in China! That policy must not have been effective!” Those people, however, are misinformed. This one-child policy dictated that parents could have no more......

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Fancy Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 10, 2015August 15, 2019

November 10, 2015August 15, 2019

Aries It’s time to find a new outlet for your bottled rage, Aries. Regina George from “Mean Girls” cannot be your role model forever. Unless, of course, you want to join the women’s lacrosse team. That seemed to do wonders for her. Taurus Alright, we get it,......

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Anonymous looks under the hood Hacktivist group accuses politicians of KKK involvement

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 10, 2015

November 10, 2015

THE FEVER Staff Lampoonist The gloves are off — or the hoods, rather. With the hacktivist group Anonymous releasing a list of politicians alleged to be involved in the Ku Klux Klan, the public was eager to hear whatever denial the political figures would come up with. Gov. Ray......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2015August 15, 2019

November 3, 2015August 15, 2019

PHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist Aries Your lack of outward emotion will work in your favor, Aries, as the 25th Annual Staring Contest is being held on Sunday. You will finish in third place. Taurus This week, your stress will consume you like you consumed Maria’s four times last......

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Meat-free Fredonia Fredonia eliminates all meat products after WHO report

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2015August 25, 2019

November 3, 2015August 25, 2019

EMMO Staff Lampoonist Recently the World Health Organization announced that processed meat is classified as a carcinogen on par with tobacco use. This news has raised major health concerns nationwide. While the rest of the United States is still figuring out how to handle the issue, Fredonia has reacted......

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More students claim free tuition as pedestrian car accidents on campus rise

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2015September 2, 2019

November 3, 2015September 2, 2019

MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Poor college students will do literally anything to get money. This includes getting run over by cars. Don’t be shocked if you are driving your 2008 Prius and suddenly see a crazed-looking peer standing in the middle of the road. Your first instinct might be......

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10-hour wait at Tim Hortons Line spans from Williams Center to Fenton Hall

Bethesda to release ‘explosive’ DLC The real-life ‘Fallout 4’ experience

Trick-or-treating brings ecstasy Halloween candy laced with drugs

Would you kill these babies? New York Times poll sparks questions of infant mortality

America outdoes China United States creates 15-child policy

Fancy Horoscopes

Anonymous looks under the hood Hacktivist group accuses politicians of KKK involvement

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Meat-free Fredonia Fredonia eliminates all meat products after WHO report

More students claim free tuition as pedestrian car accidents on campus rise