The Scallion - Page 72 of 88 - The Leader, SUNY Fredonia's student-run newspaper

To meme or not to meme? Bernie Sanders’ meme page reaches more follows than his campaign

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 18, 2016August 25, 2019

February 18, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes JESSICA D’NONSENS Lampoonist Bernie Sanders is every millennial’s wet dream. He promises free tuition, limited warfare, higher wages and now, he offers the dankest of memes. “Bernie Sanders’ Dank Meme Stash” (BSDMS), a Facebook group created to get the Internet involved in the democratic socialist’s campaign, has recently......

Scallion

‘Hello’ from the GOP Adele joins presidential race

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 10, 2016August 25, 2019

February 10, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist He could have had it all. Unfortunately for him, Donald has been trumped in the Iowa caucus — not by Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio, but by pop sensation Adele. At Trump’s rallies, he would use “Skyfall” and “Rolling in the Deep” to fire him......

Scallion

Rush Week taken literally Students do everything way too quickly in the hopes of winning bid

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 10, 2016

February 10, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMO Staff Lampoonist You may have seen some students last week whiz by like Speedy Gonzales trying to get out of a Trump rally — or maybe they were so quick that you didn’t. You also may have noticed some of your fellow classmates engaged in all kinds of......

Scallion

To be ‘fresh and funky’ like Sanders, Clinton starts new hashtag

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 10, 2016August 25, 2019

February 10, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesJESSICA D’NONSENS Lampoonist “Come to my New Hampshire Rally tonight. Bring your Tamagotchis and scooters, kids. It’s going to be cray cray. #rubtheclint” was the tweet sent out from the official “Ready for Hillary” Twitter page. Since then, the Internet has stopped. People knew that Hillary Clinton was in......

Scallion

Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 10, 2016August 15, 2019

February 10, 2016August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesRILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor Aries You will start to really #feelthebern this week, but it won’t be because of Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders. You have contracted dysentery. Seek medical treatment. Taurus You will realize that astrology is a fabricated system of vague generalizations designed to make you feel as......

Scallion

Web exclusive: Martin Shkreli’s face put on punching bag

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 10, 2016

February 10, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutes TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor As seen on TV, Martin Shkreli’s face is arguably now the most punchable one in the history of this country. Shkreli met with Congress over charges of securities fraud, a charge entirely unrelated to the act of utter douchebaggery he committed late last......

Scallion

Texas Zika discovery reveals historical lack of intelligence

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 10, 2016August 25, 2019

February 10, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes RAVIOLI Special to the Lampoon Citizens of Texas have never been known for possessing ample wisdom. There’s an old saying, “Be smart and work with your head, or be dumb and work with your hands.” Texans have long sworn by the latter part of that proverb. But with......

Scallion

Fredonia further caters to millennials’ needs, like always New degree program features courses in entitlement, unlearning

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 10, 2016

February 10, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutes MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Fredonia has just announced a new major in millennial studies, for students who were born between the 1980s and the early 2000s. This major offers courses that focus on how Millennials can be the best they can be, based on their strengths and weaknesses.......

Scallion

‘Herman’ or ‘Hermit’? Vice President of Student Affairs to retire one year after cancelling FredFest

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 2, 2016

February 2, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesRILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor Dr. David Herman has had a long history with Fredonia. Last year, he received quite a bit of heat for cancelling “Fref Fest,” and sources say he has not lived down the embarrassment. “I didn’t realize how hurtful Fredonia students can be,” said his secretary......

Scallion

Bernie Sander’s flavored Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Really tastes like Bernie Sanders!

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 2, 2016

February 2, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor Ben & Jerry’s has been known for its crazy creative flavors. In a new twist, Ben & Jerry’s co-founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield have done the unthinkable — they made politics sweet. “Sweet” in the literal sense, that is, by making an ice......

Naloxone becomes available in Gregory Hall

Nation facing a mid-term test

Trump claims leakers ‘should be shot’

AI doesn’t want to take over, it wants your Social…

Student Media, Cornell Incident

LOVERCOLUMN: Legendary Lovers

World leaders address war, conflicts at UN General Assembly

Issues of Sports Gambling

From Fredonia to New Mexico?

A playlist for each mood: Yearning

To meme or not to meme? Bernie Sanders’ meme page reaches more follows than his campaign

‘Hello’ from the GOP Adele joins presidential race

Rush Week taken literally Students do everything way too quickly in the hopes of winning bid

To be ‘fresh and funky’ like Sanders, Clinton starts new hashtag

Horoscopes

Web exclusive: Martin Shkreli’s face put on punching bag

Texas Zika discovery reveals historical lack of intelligence

Fredonia further caters to millennials’ needs, like always New degree program features courses in entitlement, unlearning

‘Herman’ or ‘Hermit’? Vice President of Student Affairs to retire one year after cancelling FredFest

Bernie Sander’s flavored Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Really tastes like Bernie Sanders!