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Ten things to do besides grad school

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 20, 2015

October 20, 2015

EMMO Staff Lampoonist Fredonia’s Annual Graduate School Fair had a lot of people thinking about their plans for post graduation. Grad school is a great option for some undergrads to find a career path that suits them. You may not have an interest in grad school and that’s......

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Violence at the creek, weed is to blame

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 20, 2015

October 20, 2015

THE FEVER Staff Lampoonist Within the deepest corners of our campus lies the one thing we all fear: marijuana. The dreaded substance has made waves and has also caused a spike in violence at the creek. In just a short amount of time, acts of violence have reached an......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 20, 2015August 18, 2019

October 20, 2015August 18, 2019

AMANDA DEDIE News Editor Capricorn If you’ve had a strong craving for nuts lately, you’re either turning into a squirrel or you’re just really horny. Get down to the C-store or Sunny’s, ASAP, and just — dare I say it? — go nuts! Aquarius It’s getting colder,......

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As Seen on Yik Yak: Come to Grissom … if you dare

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 20, 2015

October 20, 2015

THE FEVER Staff Lampoonist Sometimes there are too many skeletons in the closet — or in this case, a common room. You all know Grissom Hall, made infamous for its “come to Grissom” reference. Deep within the upper floors of Grissom, there holds a secret that only few people......

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Jim Webb becomes Democratic frontrunner on internet polls

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 20, 2015August 25, 2019

October 20, 2015August 25, 2019

PHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist CNN and Facebook hosted the Democratic debate on Tuesday, Oct. 13. Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Senator Bernie Sanders, Former Governor of Maryland Martin O’Malley and Lincoln Chafee, a political reincarnation of Peewee Herman, met to discuss their platforms and issues for the country......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 13, 2015August 15, 2019

October 13, 2015August 15, 2019

THE FEVER Lampoonist Capricorn Capricorn? More like Capri-CORNY. You will be subjected to heavy doses of cheesy humor if you continue your regular routine. Switch it up to avoid persistent psyche-damaging humor. Aquarius Be wary of your surroundings, Aquarius. You will encounter many heartbroken friends and companions this......

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Fredonia plague has left campus in a state of panic

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 13, 2015

October 13, 2015

MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Most of you have heard about the recent outbreak of the Fredonia plague and have been doing everything you can to not get it. Many students have even dropped out of college due to fear of catching this venomous plague. If you are lucky enough,......

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Davis comes out to Pope in secret meeting

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 13, 2015August 25, 2019

October 13, 2015August 25, 2019

EMMO Staff Lampoonist Recently it was leaked, and then later confirmed, that Pope Francis had a secret meeting with infamous Kentucky County Clerk Kim Davis. Yes, she’s the one who refused to give out marriage licenses to gay couples. The meeting was announced by Davis’ lawyer, but was not......

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Laverne Cox and Caitlyn Jenner face off in competitive venn diagram

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 13, 2015

October 13, 2015

PHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist The trans community has earned a lot of recognition in recent years. Although 2015 saw the release of “Stonewall,” the whitewashed story of a cisgender male that deviates almost entirely from the true events of the Stonewall Riots, our generation has recently been exposed to......

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Same sex marriage destroys sanctity of marriage Gay couples challenge ideas of unhappiness

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 13, 2015August 25, 2019

October 13, 2015August 25, 2019

RILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor We were all warned about how gay marriage would ruin marriage for the normal people. After Obergefell v. Hodges, the landmark court case that ensured gay marriage would be legal in all 50 states, lives of straight Americans have been ultimately uprooted. The traditional rule......

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[OPINION] What COVID-19 inadvertently taught us

ITS unveils stratigic plan for technology

Dr. Kathryn Kendall takes on enrollment

Ten things to do besides grad school

Violence at the creek, weed is to blame

Horoscopes

As Seen on Yik Yak: Come to Grissom … if you dare

Jim Webb becomes Democratic frontrunner on internet polls

Horoscopes

Fredonia plague has left campus in a state of panic

Davis comes out to Pope in secret meeting

Laverne Cox and Caitlyn Jenner face off in competitive venn diagram

Same sex marriage destroys sanctity of marriage Gay couples challenge ideas of unhappiness