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Star Wars

STU PADIDDY Certified Racist   White America this week is up in arms about the new “Star Wars: Episode VII” trailer — and, more specifically, the race of the main character. Apparently, when George Lucas sold the “Star Wars” franchise to Disney, he also sold the saga’s Aryan validity. According......
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Horrorscopes

THE FEVER Staff Lampoonist   Capricorn Okay, Capricorn, this is it. You can do it. You’re going to march through that haunted house and not come out covered in your own piss.   Aquarius Be on the lookout on All Hallow’s Eve: You may run into Kanye West wearing a......
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Fredonia administrators cancel Halloween for new annual event, ‘DredFest’

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RILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor   Though the event formerly known as “FredFest” has been cancelled, campus officials seek to incorporate the student body into the campus community through other fun activities. This year, for the first time, Fredonia presents “DredFest,” an on-campus substitute for Halloween. “We see a lot of......
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Hillary #feelstheBern in her new Halloween costume

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PHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist   The Democratic debate is still abuzz in everyone’s mind from earlier this month. Between the polls on CNN vs. the polls on Facebook, “not talking about Hillary’s emails” becoming the new fad topic and George O’Malley making curious Democrats stand in salute, there was something......

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