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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016August 15, 2019

February 24, 2016August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 3 minutesPATRICK BENNETT March 21 – April 19 Sometimes a horoscope is unable to guide you to greener pastures. Looking for a motivational alternative? Try DJ Khaled’s Snapchat. April 20 – May 20 Avoid karaoke night this week. Just stay home and sing at your cat instead. May 21......

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Cruz speaks ‘Mexican,’ Trump calls for deportation

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016September 1, 2019

February 24, 2016September 1, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor The candidates for the GOP are far from representing the “Grand Old Party,” as its abbreviation implies. However, love them or hate them, the Republican GOP candidates provide debates that equate to children fighting over the last lollipop from a suspicious white van.......

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‘The Force Awakens’ a ‘New Hope’ A gyp or a well-formulated crowd-pleaser?

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016

February 24, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutes GRIFFIN JONES Special to The Lampoon On Dec. 18, 2015, something happened — the likes of which the world has seen before: “Star Wars Episode IV: The Force Awakens” was re-released in American theaters to universal, unquestionable acclaim. Fans turned out in droves, dressed head-to-toe in the same......

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Web Exclusive: Life and Death of Pablo Riot over new album causes worldwide environmental destruction

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016

February 24, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesRAVIOLI Special to the Lampoon Kanye West’s new album, “The Life of Pablo” has created a whirlwind of commotion over the course of just a few weeks. Between being released to the public for just hours and West’s recent perplexing claim that the album will “never be for sale,”......

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Fresh for success Details leaked in the Re-Imagining program

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016

February 24, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesG. EMMO Staff Lampoonist Last week, The Leader reported that Fredonia was to be one of 44 public universities across the country to participate in the Re-Imagining the First Year of College program, brought in part by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Some details of that program have......

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Review: ‘The Life of Pablo’ Buy it and get Kanye out of debt

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016

February 24, 2016

Reading Time: 3 minutes MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist It first started off as “Swish,” then became “Waves,” but finally, on Feb. 13, Kanye West’s album “The Life of Pablo,” was released to the public. By the public, of course, we mean the very miniscule percentage of the population that is subscribed to......

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Deadpool vs. Beyoncé: Who would win in a fight?

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 18, 2016

February 18, 2016

Reading Time: 3 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist Just to be clear, this is Deadpool — the witty, chatty and an all around badass — versus … Beyoncé? Please. Deadpool would undoubtedly win. Look at him. LOOK. AT. HIM. He could take Beyoncé to school and teach her a thing or two with......

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Introducing Fredonia’s new mascot: Puppy Monkey Baby Blue Devil retires as per student request

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 18, 2016

February 18, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist A puppy, a monkey and a baby walk into a room. This isn’t the beginning of a bad joke, either. For anyone who didn’t pay attention, there were two big takeaways from Super Bowl 50: One, the New England Patriots somehow cheated. Two, Puppy Monkey......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 18, 2016August 15, 2019

February 18, 2016August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 3 minutesEMMO Staff Lampoonist March 21 – April 19 You will be very strong and confident this week, like Cam Newton. Unfortunately, the world is Von Miller. It will break you physically and emotionally. You will cry. April 20 – May 20 You will smash your head against your desk......

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Misunderstood dance craze leads to drop in profit for popular local hangout.

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 18, 2016

February 18, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutes RAVIOLI Special to the Lampoon Sunny’s has long been the club of choice for students of Fredonia. Since 1994, you could be sure that this hotspot was reeking with the energy of young men and ladies learning how to function without the nuisance of parental supervision. Between......

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Cruz speaks ‘Mexican,’ Trump calls for deportation

‘The Force Awakens’ a ‘New Hope’ A gyp or a well-formulated crowd-pleaser?

Web Exclusive: Life and Death of Pablo Riot over new album causes worldwide environmental destruction

Fresh for success Details leaked in the Re-Imagining program

Review: ‘The Life of Pablo’ Buy it and get Kanye out of debt

Deadpool vs. Beyoncé: Who would win in a fight?

Introducing Fredonia’s new mascot: Puppy Monkey Baby Blue Devil retires as per student request

Horoscopes

Misunderstood dance craze leads to drop in profit for popular local hangout.