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O’Malley accepts defeat, still wants into the White House Presidential candidate aims to be someone’s VP

Contributor to The LeaderJanuary 26, 2016August 25, 2019

January 26, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes THE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist When someone mentions Martin O’Malley, the common response is “Who?” Currently in the running for President, the former governor of Maryland has been lost in the ever-growing shadows of Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders since the beginning. With a consistent 2 percent approval rating......

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An outsider’s guide to surviving WNY snow

Contributor to The LeaderJanuary 26, 2016

January 26, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutes MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Many ill-prepared, new-to-the-area Western New Yorkers do not make it out of the winter months alive. That is why this guide to winter survival is probably the most important article that you will read in your entire existence. How do you think Olaf......

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Lessons that America could learn from North Korea

Contributor to The LeaderJanuary 26, 2016August 25, 2019

January 26, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist America: Land of the free, home of the brave. For 240 years, our country’s culture and lifestyle has been based off the principles of the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights. However, “It’s been a long time coming, but I know a change......

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Fey or Palin? Who really endorsed Trump in Iowa?

Contributor to The LeaderJanuary 26, 2016August 25, 2019

January 26, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMO Staff Lampoonist Last week, notorious Republican presidential candidate Donald J. Trump brought out the infamous — or famous, depending on your political views — Sarah Palin to endorse him at the Iowa rally. Unbeknownst to Trump, and everyone else at Iowa State, some people over at NBC had......

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The truth comes out: Trump bullied as child by Muslims

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015August 25, 2019

December 10, 2015August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor After coming under fire for his proposal to keep Muslim-Americans under surveillance, Republican frontrunner Donald Trump came out and admitted the fuel behind his bigoted fire; he was bullied by Muslim children in middle school. In light of the recent attacks from ISIS and......

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Salvation Army Santas advocate for ‘change’

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015

December 10, 2015

Reading Time: 3 minutesRILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor ‘Tis the season to be jolly, and what’s more jolly than fat, bearded men accosting supermarket shoppers for spare change? They’re not the homeless or your extended, alcoholic family members on Christmas Eve; I’m talking about the one of many Santa Clauses we’ll see when......

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Ho Ho Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015August 15, 2019

December 10, 2015August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesPHYLLIS T. CUPP Astrolampoonist Aries The stars hate the pants you’re wearing today. Ask for new ones this holiday, or, better yet, just stop wearing pants altogether. Taurus Sadly, Taurus, your family still has no idea what to get for you for the holiday season. Though you specifically......

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Students vote for alternative names for “dead week”

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015

December 10, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMO Staff Lampoonist For over a millennium the week before finals has been dubbed “dead week.” Historians have known for a long time now that the history of “dead week” traces back to the Early Middle Ages in Europe. During Charlemagne’s rule, the “Carolingian Renovatio,” also known as the......

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Carson on climate change: Who’s to blame?

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015September 2, 2019

December 10, 2015September 2, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist The world’s changing, for better or for worse. Soon we may very possibly be living in cities built on ships and barges — which actually sounds really awesome. But even so, we don’t want to be living in an actualized version of the game “Battleship.”......

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From trash to treasure: What to do with Christmas gifts you don’t like

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015

December 10, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesMISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Sick of not knowing what to do with all of those Christmas gifts that you don’t want every year? Does your unwanted presents pile seem to keep growing? Well, instead of watching them collect dust in a corner of your room, there are plenty of......

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Fey or Palin? Who really endorsed Trump in Iowa?

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Students vote for alternative names for “dead week”

Carson on climate change: Who’s to blame?

From trash to treasure: What to do with Christmas gifts you don’t like