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Senior chooses ‘Cheesy Friday’ over graduation

Contributor to The LeaderApril 22, 2015

April 22, 2015

TIM DENSMORE Special to the Lampoon Accounting major Joe Schumoe is 12 credit hours away from graduating. With one third of the semester remaining, he has decided he wants to fail. The reason — Cheesy Friday. “I don’t think I’m ready to give up Cheesy Friday,” said Schumoe as he......

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Left Shark reminds world of his relevancy

Contributor to The LeaderApril 22, 2015

April 22, 2015

SARA WILD Special to the Lampoon The 49th annual Super Bowl last February was watched by millions and won by the New England Patriots, a question which will eventually be asked in the 2030 edition of Trivial Pursuit. What most people remember about the game, however, was the showstealing aquatic......

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FRED Festers to channel directionless rage into silent one-second eye contact with cop

Contributor to The LeaderApril 22, 2015

April 22, 2015

ANNE ARKEY Special to the Lampoon Saying they could no longer stand idly by while corrupt and domineering powers denied them their right to do whatever they want with absolute impunity, an impassioned band of FRED Festers announced Friday that they would take every opportunity set before them to make......

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Women’s softball continues their winning streak

Contributor to The LeaderApril 16, 2015

April 16, 2015

BROOKE ATKINS Special to The Leader The lady Blue Devils are at it again. The women’s softball team gained two more SUNYAC wins this Saturday against Oswego. Beating Oswego by a score of 5-2, the start to Fredonia’s comeback came when junior Madeline Medina hit a two-run double, and Fredonia......

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Area woman just going to slip into something comfortable, like the old unhealthy habits she thought she’d abandoned years ago

Contributor to The LeaderApril 16, 2015August 18, 2019

April 16, 2015August 18, 2019

ANNE ARKEY Special to the Lampoon Instructing reporters not to go anywhere, and saying she would be right back, Fredonia student Hannah Mancuso, 21, stepped briefly into the other room Friday in order to slip into something more comfortable — namely the old toxic yet somehow comforting patterns of selfdoubt,......

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Damning report concludes ultimate frisbee team insufficiently ultimate

Contributor to The LeaderApril 16, 2015

April 16, 2015

ANITA TENSION Special to the Lampoon University officials released a statement Thursday saying that an investigation conducted by the university had concluded that the ultimate frisbee team was just not ultimate enough. “At best,” said a somber representative, “we can call the team ‘super,’ or maybe ‘really great.’ But to......

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Area customer revealed as funny

Contributor to The LeaderApril 16, 2015

April 16, 2015

ANNE ARKEY Special to the Lampoon After three consecutive attempts to scan the barcode on a case of 12 water bottles failed on Friday, gas station customer Mark Darrow, 43, was struck by a bolt of pure, unadulterated comic genius and put forth the theory that the item must be......

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Bill Nye looks to ‘change the game’ in Fredonia v Nye/Cornell Ultimate scrimmages

Contributor to The LeaderApril 10, 2015September 1, 2019

April 10, 2015September 1, 2019

SEAN MCGRATH Sports Editor First, he came to Fredonia in an effort to “change the world.” But, this past Saturday, Bill Nye donned the Cornell University red and looked to become a gamechanger with their men’s ultimate frisbee team. In preparation for a run to the National......

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Art historians outraged at erasure of library cubicle graffiti

Contributor to The LeaderApril 10, 2015

April 10, 2015

ANNE ARKEY Special to the Lampoon Students who frequent the the cubicles in the back of Reed Library may have noticed a difference this past week: the art is gone. No, you didn’t read that wrong. In a decision some art historians are calling “blasphemous,” the university took......

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The Lampoon presents: A brief meditation on the healing power of ABBA

Contributor to The LeaderApril 10, 2015

April 10, 2015

ALLIE MARCY Special to the Lampoon Is there a single soul that isn’t lifted up by the opening bars of “Dancing Queen?” If so, why are you afraid to feel pure joy? Is it because it’s fleeting and only lasts three minutes and 51 seconds? All you need to......

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[OPINION] What COVID-19 inadvertently taught us

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Dr. Kathryn Kendall takes on enrollment

Senior chooses ‘Cheesy Friday’ over graduation

Left Shark reminds world of his relevancy

FRED Festers to channel directionless rage into silent one-second eye contact with cop

Women’s softball continues their winning streak

Area woman just going to slip into something comfortable, like the old unhealthy habits she thought she’d abandoned years ago

Damning report concludes ultimate frisbee team insufficiently ultimate

Area customer revealed as funny

Bill Nye looks to ‘change the game’ in Fredonia v Nye/Cornell Ultimate scrimmages

Art historians outraged at erasure of library cubicle graffiti

The Lampoon presents: A brief meditation on the healing power of ABBA