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Low enrollment at Fredonia due to ‘too many butts’

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RILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor   Once, long ago, the campus C-Store sold cigarettes; not candy cigarettes — it sold actual, smokable cigarettes. During that time, there were never cigarettes thrown on the ground. Instead, there were regularly maintained ashtrays, butt receptacles (also known as butt stops), and people didn’t passive......
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Straight people get offended; gay people no longer allowed civil unions

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PHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist Straight people have long fought for acceptance. This summer, on June 26, when gay marriage became legalized across the country, defenders of the sanctity of marriage were up in arms — and I don’t mean up in the arms of their mistresses. Quickly, straight Americans found......

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