NAOMI LYNCH Staff Writer Dear Blatant Mid-Semester Seat Stealer, You’d be an excellent dictator, since you’re so adept at taking what you want. You’d also be a excellent dictator, because you were born to fall! This is not only a letter to you, but a PSA to all of you......

SARA WILD Special to the Lampoon A is for adderall B is for break time! C is for caffeine D is for do not disturb (but please do) E is for extra credit longing F is for Facebook G is for GPA calculating H is for highlighting everything I is......

ANNE ARKY Special to the Lampoon A mob of students wielding picket signs gathered outside the University Bookstore on Tuesday to protest what they see as an embarrassing shortage of adorable kitsch available for purchase in on-campus facilities. The bookstore, which does sometimes stock a wide selection of beaded placemats,......