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The nightmare on Trump Street Bloody Mary folklore also applicable to Donald Trump’s name

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 25, 2015September 9, 2019

September 25, 2015September 9, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesDEVON HEADLEY Special to The Lampoon There is a myth that dates all the way back to June 16, 2015. Many people are terrified of this tale — they wouldn’t dare say this man’s name because of the fear of being haunted by his ghastly hairpiece. This tale was......

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Study finds many campus art installations are ugly

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 25, 2015

September 25, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutes[metaslider id=3252] When I was first starting at Fredonia, I remarked on how lovely the campus was. The grass was green, the stoners were smoking, and the landscape was bare as could be. Seemingly overnight, piles of metal, wood and literal garbage started to appear on campus, and no one......

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Rural Glossary: Fredonia’s version of ‘Urban Dictionary’

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 25, 2015August 18, 2019

September 25, 2015August 18, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Special to The Lampoon Since people are often unsure of how to define certain places around campus, here’s a nifty little dictionary to help when someone asks you “What’s that?” Cranston Marche: In the upper level of the University Commons, this all-you-can-eat buffet serves breakfast, lunch......

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From oil change to oil paint Former drunk bus follows artistic passions

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 25, 2015

September 25, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMO Special to The Lampoon Named after former Pittsburgh Steeler running back and Hall-of-Famer Jerome “The Bus” Bettis, Jerome Thestreets, better known as “the drunk bus,” quit unexpectedly from his position as the weekend nighttime transportation at Fredonia. “I’m tired of it! Too many nights I’ve dealt with barely-conscious idiots......

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CAPRA CORN Lampoon Astrologist

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 25, 2015

September 25, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesCapricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20) Be mindful of the choices you make for food this week, Capricorn. Do not eat El Diablo on Wednesday: it will come back on Thursday with a vengeance. Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19) The odds are not in your favor this week. Do......

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As seen on Yik Yak: Fredonia’s new Silkworm Spa set to open Oct. 14 of this year

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 25, 2015

September 25, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesMISSY FEOLA Special to The Lampoon You heard the rumors first on Yik Yak, and they are 120 percent true. Fredonia is, in fact, opening a new silkworm spa. It is scheduled to open on Oct. 14 of this year, and the spa will be located in the building that......

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Kentucky County Clerk Kim Davis to get fourth divorce

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 17, 2015August 25, 2019

September 17, 2015August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesPHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist #DoYourJob has recently been trending on Twitter. This was an excellent reminder that there are some people in this country who get paid to sit around and not do their jobs. I was also reminded that I haven’t had a shift at the local strip......

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Low enrollment at Fredonia due to ‘too many butts’

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 17, 2015August 25, 2019

September 17, 2015August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesRILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor Once, long ago, the campus C-Store sold cigarettes; not candy cigarettes — it sold actual, smokable cigarettes. During that time, there were never cigarettes thrown on the ground. Instead, there were regularly maintained ashtrays, butt receptacles (also known as butt stops), and people didn’t passive......

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New twitter account catalogues what only Fredonia squirrels see

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 17, 2015

September 17, 2015

Reading Time: < 1 minutePHYLLIS T. CUPP and AMANDA DEDIE Lampoonist and Special to The Lampoon The squirrels at Fredonia are the friendliest, furriest and most feared creatures in our town. Though they don’t say much, they’ve seen more than we can imagine. Recently, a new twitter account has emerged that has placed......

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FRED Probz

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 17, 2015

September 17, 2015

Reading Time: < 1 minutePHYLLIS T. CUPP and AMANDA DEDIE Lampoonist and Special to The Lampoon In the days of the iPhone and the internet, it seems all of our problems have solutions. On the campus here at Fredonia, however, it seems we find more and more things to complain about. From the......

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The nightmare on Trump Street Bloody Mary folklore also applicable to Donald Trump’s name

Study finds many campus art installations are ugly

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From oil change to oil paint Former drunk bus follows artistic passions

CAPRA CORN Lampoon Astrologist

As seen on Yik Yak: Fredonia’s new Silkworm Spa set to open Oct. 14 of this year

Kentucky County Clerk Kim Davis to get fourth divorce

Low enrollment at Fredonia due to ‘too many butts’

New twitter account catalogues what only Fredonia squirrels see

FRED Probz