Reading Time: 2 minutesMISSY FEOLA Special to The Lampoon You heard the rumors first on Yik Yak, and they are 120 percent true. Fredonia is, in fact, opening a new silkworm spa. It is scheduled to open on Oct. 14 of this year, and the spa will be located in the building that......

Reading Time: 2 minutesRILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor   Once, long ago, the campus C-Store sold cigarettes; not candy cigarettes — it sold actual, smokable cigarettes. During that time, there were never cigarettes thrown on the ground. Instead, there were regularly maintained ashtrays, butt receptacles (also known as butt stops), and people didn’t passive......

Reading Time: < 1 minutePHYLLIS T. CUPP and AMANDA DEDIE Lampoonist and Special to The Lampoon   The squirrels at Fredonia are the friendliest, furriest and most feared creatures in our town. Though they don’t say much, they’ve seen more than we can imagine. Recently, a new twitter account has emerged that has placed......

Reading Time: 2 minutesPHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist The Lampoon section of The Leader, over the years, has changed drastically. When I was first a freshman, in 1999, all we talked about was Destiny’s Child and Bill Clinton. I look back fondly at my very first article, “Bills, Bills, Bills: Does he pay the......