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Strange noises, Frankensteins reported near Science Center

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 29, 2014

October 29, 2014

COLIN PERRY Special to the Lampoon The recently-opened Science Center at the heart of campus is being linked to an unprecedented amount of noise complaints and mysterious phenomena. Fifteen reports have been filed to University Police in the last week alone that all claim instances of strange howls, spooky lights......

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Top 10 non-gendered Halloween costumes

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 29, 2014

October 29, 2014

LEO FRANK Lampoon Editor Just you: 1. Cloud. The key to pulling this costume off is to lay down in a body of water and wait until the heat of the sun evaporates you up into the sky. Make it rain this Halloween. 2. Beam of Light. You’ve travelled 75,000......

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The Lampoon’s guide to a successful parent’s weekend

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 22, 2014

October 22, 2014

LEO FRANK Lampoon Editor So, your parents are coming to visit this weekend. They’re excited to see how their little scholar is doing out there in the wide world, and you do not want to disappoint. You want to show them that you’re doing well, you’ve got your act together......

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Being Awkward: falling

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 22, 2014

October 22, 2014

AWKWARD ANNIE Special to The Lampoon Nothing quite compares to the heightened terror that comes with feeling like you are going to fall. It is as if gravity is a hand pulling you to the depths of the Earth. You try to maintain equilibrium by flailing your arms around like......

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Pet Peeves of Fredonians

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 22, 2014

October 22, 2014

KELLY CANER Lampoonist • People who cut on the sandwich line at Willies: We all hate it when someone starts to slither their way into the line. What is even worse is allowing it to happen! Listen people, you have been waiting in this god-forsaken line for a lukewarm, limp......

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How to pay off your student loans without really paying off your student loans

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 15, 2014

October 15, 2014

LEO FRANK Lampoon Editor Seniors love to hate talking about student loans. Actually, probably everybody with student loans loves to hate talking about them — but I think those of us staring down the barrel of graduation in May love hating talking about student loans with a little more overall......

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Fredonia announces “free tobacco” initiative

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 15, 2014

October 15, 2014

ANITA TENSION Special to The Lampoon In a reversal that took the campus community by surprise, Fredonia administrators announced in a press release Monday that they would be abandoning the current campus “Tobacco-Free” smoking policy and instating in its place a “free tobacco” initiative. Under the new initiative, on-campus dispensers......

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Being Awkward: Dazed and Confused

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 15, 2014

October 15, 2014

AWKWARD ANNIE Special to The Lampoon Can you remember the last time you got a good night’s sleep? Probably not. We are in college, so a restful night to us is getting about five hours. Since we are in a zombied state most of the time already, add a lecture......

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Fred Fest Comic

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 8, 2014August 17, 2019

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Four things you can do instead of dropping your Calio’s box on Temple

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 8, 2014

October 8, 2014

ANITA TENSION Special to The Lampoon Look, I get it. You’re wasted. That guy/girl you were talking to slipped out of the bar before you could get his/her number. You’re tired and, although most of the grease made it into your facehole along with the one-pound slab of meat, cheese......

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Strange noises, Frankensteins reported near Science Center

Top 10 non-gendered Halloween costumes

The Lampoon’s guide to a successful parent’s weekend

Being Awkward: falling

Pet Peeves of Fredonians

How to pay off your student loans without really paying off your student loans

Fredonia announces “free tobacco” initiative

Being Awkward: Dazed and Confused

Fred Fest Comic

Four things you can do instead of dropping your Calio’s box on Temple