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The Alphabet of Studying

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 25, 2015

February 25, 2015

Reading Time: < 1 minuteSARA WILD Special to the Lampoon A is for adderall B is for break time! C is for caffeine D is for do not disturb (but please do) E is for extra credit longing F is for Facebook G is for GPA calculating H is for highlighting everything I is......

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Students clamor for bookstore to stock more adorable kitsch

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 25, 2015

February 25, 2015

Reading Time: < 1 minuteANNE ARKY Special to the Lampoon A mob of students wielding picket signs gathered outside the University Bookstore on Tuesday to protest what they see as an embarrassing shortage of adorable kitsch available for purchase in on-campus facilities. The bookstore, which does sometimes stock a wide selection of beaded placemats,......

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This week’s horoscope

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 25, 2015September 1, 2019

February 25, 2015September 1, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesMEL N. KOLICH Special to the Lampoon Aries: To forgive others one more time is to create one more blessing for yourself. This is a good week to message that ex or maybe call your parents. Try and remember that free will is an illusion and the decisions they made......

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It so cold, scientists say

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 18, 2015

February 18, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesANITA TENSION Special to the Lampoon Confirming the suspicions of many Fredonia residents, scientists announced the results of an extensive study Monday, which indicated that it is extremely cold outside right now. Citing the pronounced rosiness of their cheeks and runniness of their noses, the scientists concluded that the likeliest......

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The Lampoon presents this week’s horoscope

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 18, 2015

February 18, 2015

Reading Time: 3 minutesANNE ARKY Special to the Lampoon Aries: You’re on fire! This is your week, Aries. In seven days you’ll look back on what you accomplished and say, “Man, I sure achieved great things this week — though nowhere near as great as the ascension of Sultan Murad IV to the......

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How to anonymously survive your 50 Shades of Grey viewing

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 18, 2015

February 18, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesSARA WILD Special to the Lampoon Admit it. You’re sickened, but curious. It’s been the buzz for what seems like years now. You have to see if it’s going to live up to all this hype, but no one can know. Never fear, no one has to know. Just follow......

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Horoscopes by Gemma Nye

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 11, 2015

February 11, 2015

Reading Time: 3 minutesCapricorn (22 Dec-20 Jan) February is your month Capricorn! You will be very successful with reeling in the bae’s if you are in the market for some lovin. If not, I’m sorry but you’re just gonna have to stay inside because the hotties will be all over you like bees......

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Disgruntled campus PR head wonders if it would be appropriate to reveal Erie dining hall founded on 3,000-year- old blood sacrifice ritual

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 11, 2015

February 11, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesMEL N. KOLICH Special to the Lampoon It’s no secret that it is hard to eat healthy on campus. Students dissatisfied with current food options are again wondering why Erie Dining Hall was closed over two years ago as campus food options continue to dwindle. Flames of the increasingly popular......

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New class spotlight LART 160: Pursuit of Trivia

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 11, 2015August 25, 2019

February 11, 2015August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 3 minutesTARA DACTYL Special to the Lampoon Losing a game of Trivia Crack may be one of the saddest moments one can experience. Coming in last at Ellicott Brewing Company or Wing City Grille’s trivia can ruin a person’s entire week. Getting question after question incorrect can really do a number......

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Many a libation to be had in local ale-houses

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 4, 2015

February 4, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesSAMUEL PEPYS Special to the Lampoon Shamed though I am to admit it, I must confess to having found myself possessed of a terrible thirst for wine and revelry this last Thursday. I tightly gathered my woolen cloak about my shoulders and ventured out into the publick streets of Fredonia......

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The Alphabet of Studying

Students clamor for bookstore to stock more adorable kitsch

This week’s horoscope

It so cold, scientists say

The Lampoon presents this week’s horoscope

How to anonymously survive your 50 Shades of Grey viewing

Horoscopes by Gemma Nye

Disgruntled campus PR head wonders if it would be appropriate to reveal Erie dining hall founded on 3,000-year- old blood sacrifice ritual

New class spotlight LART 160: Pursuit of Trivia

Many a libation to be had in local ale-houses